Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send Ты to Heaven или Hell. After all, Ты enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every Главная in America, yet Ты also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let Ты decide where Ты want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let Ты visit both places briefly,...
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