Эй,
it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken пересекать, крест the road?
To Показать that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do Ты make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do Ты call a giant, clumsy, atomic луч, рэй breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying оранжевый become so popular?
Because оранжевый is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken пересекать, крест the road?
To Показать that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do Ты make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do Ты call a giant, clumsy, atomic луч, рэй breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying оранжевый become so popular?
Because оранжевый is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
