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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, или add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Главная with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this Статья on the internet.

1. Insist that Ты are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the постель, кровати holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Ты know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Ты can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED BY YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying оранжевый on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Ты want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating пицца или something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the еще entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to перфоратор, удар, пунш harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked пляж, пляжный Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if Ты disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this Список is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions
30. Rasputin- Анастасия
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...