Bender is the greatest!

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; Ты answer Вопросы such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; Ты get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can Ты get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are Дети ugly at first?
CANADA24; Ты try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; Ты take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


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It’s the Хэллоуин season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about Фильмы that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, или at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own Музыка video for Thriller, one of the most Популярное Музыка Видео of all time. That’s right,...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of Ты here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: Ты will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up by my boys. Good luck to Ты Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to Ты fellas as well.

After five минуты of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often еще entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just by thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell Ты about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed by many Болталка ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products или apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that Опубликовано a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would Ты do something like that?

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1. I Любовь the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Любовь the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Любовь the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Любовь the way Ты look at me.

5. I Любовь how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Любовь the way I can’t imagine a день without Ты in my life.

7. I Любовь the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Любовь the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Любовь the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Любовь how I know you’ll always be there when I need Ты to be.

11....

1- eye contact , if Ты notice him staring a lot at Ты ..like еще than 5 times in the same день .(unless Ты got a stain on your shirt)
2- if Ты and him were in the same area , he would be with Ты in every where Ты walk to ( like a party или a концерт ..etc)
3- he would sit Далее to Ты in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream или laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to Ты hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if Ты drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Ты answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Ты answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Ты answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Ты say “is that so?”
5. If Ты so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Ты did not turn in your homework because Ты were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When Ты walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a кулер, охладитель that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Список is on my стол письменный, стол for the part Ты would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Список on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When Ты sleep over never boss me around in постель, кровати unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If Ты don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” или “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If Ты want sex, just ask. (In case Ты didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...