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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Далее on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't Ты take a сиденье, место, сиденья and I will get Ты something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Еда with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the Список and removed his name from the вверх of the Список and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he сказал(-а) to the guy, "Because Ты have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Список ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Ты try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's Ты and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the огонь department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Фан of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Любовь and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Ты for the rest of my life :)

I Любовь Ты all! Have a beautiful, wonderful день :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that Ты were real, that Ты all were , that he was.
There is evidence that Ты were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming или not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and Ты diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, или did i make Ты up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without Ты i dont know. But i want to find out. Do Ты think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can Ты forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the улица, уличный physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your жопа, попка like rembrandt!
Ha! Ты Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when Ты see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what Ты did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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