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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it сказал(-а) that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if Ты don't then Ты need to see a doctor!!
posted by cute20k
1. Dial a Болталка number and confuse the person who Ответы by saying things like;
"Why did Ты call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Болталка statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Болталка Статья like this.

4. At walmart или somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, или a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the вверх ten to impress the guy Ты like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Ты want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its еще important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Друзья heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she сказал(-а) thanks...
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Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an Статья - How to Say "I Любовь you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I Любовь you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a Список why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their Еда (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick жопа, попка in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My Избранное Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend Любовь the mall but what makes it еще fun are the following

-When your Остаться в живых looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could Ты please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When Ты go into a store adress your friend by a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if Ты go into one of those store that plays the Музыка REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but Ты and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about Болталка things. like terrorists или something

Have fun with Друзья at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if Ты can try the harmomonica или the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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I hope Ты enjoy!
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail Ты out of jail, a best friend will be sitting Далее to Ты saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the берег like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made Ты smile
8:Clear as a колокол, колокольчик, белл my nody сказал(-а) "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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