A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the день the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Хэллоуин night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Остаться в живых world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
улица, уличный racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the день the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Хэллоуин night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Остаться в живых world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
улица, уличный racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
