True story

Are Ты a good BFF?

Admit it, Ты couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best Друзья foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your Друзья are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps Ты run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and Ты trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other день during волейбол practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing Ты сказал(-а) about Taylor? Now...

10. ON VACATION: Who would Ты most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told Ты "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have Ты now wasted your time and money, but Ты can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...

I'm putting two funny Статьи together in one, hope Ты enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Любовь deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would Ты know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what Ты need, and I'll tell you...

1) I can't reach my license unless Ты hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't Ты the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, Ты must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are Ты Andy или Barney?

6) I thought Ты had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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