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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a постель, кровати of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your подушка X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...

found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a пицца

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would Ты please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation Ты are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a Дизайн on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue или green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes библиотека and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where Ты started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...

I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe Далее год I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...