Болталка stuff

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I Любовь the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your сердце beat is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If Ты could see me, Ты could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes Ты happy. I always want Ты to be happy. I don't like it when Ты cry. Ты sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a Болталка song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are еще people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even сказал(-а) shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give Ты a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if Ты can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your день been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...