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(This Статья is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of Аниме each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how Ты want to be "Miku-Chan" when Ты get older.

4. On вверх of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If Ты have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that Ты think they're Tom Cruise или Мадонна (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie звезда in question).
Ask the guy Далее to Ты to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person Далее to you, "Are Ты in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, Ты have a very irate home,' she сказал(-а) governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....