Steve Rogers / Captain America Scene

-when Ты ask someone for something and they try to annoy Ты because they have it and Ты don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give Ты work Ты have to do at Главная and Ты have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Друзья call saying they'll come over and never Показать up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own Главная and being controlled by your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if Ты make one "dirty" или "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Главная with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Любовь for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Любовь him, but I think that he really does Любовь me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL Ты MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a Болталка book I was Письмо about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and сказал(-а) I could write a book или something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Любовь it if Ты could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things Ты liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President или Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a год plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether или not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, секунда of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if Ты worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Ты to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your Избранное song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Болталка people off and tell them what to buy every минута или so. If Ты get in trouble, say Ты were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your воротник and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's тележка, корзина
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Переместить "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When Ты are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When Ты are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When Ты are dating..... He takes Ты out to have a good time.
When Ты are married ....He brings Главная a 6 pack, and says "What are Ты going to drink?"

When Ты are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When Ты are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When Ты are dating..... A Single постель, кровати for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When Ты are married ....A King size постель, кровати feels like an army cot.

When Ты are dating..... Ты are turned on at the sight of him naked....