1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"
2. Interrogate people as if Ты worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell Ты to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your Избранное song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow Болталка people off and tell them what to buy every минута или so. If Ты get in trouble, say Ты were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your воротник and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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