Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.
I'll write еще soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Ты a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Ты to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If Ты die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The Популярное girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my рубашка on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If Ты are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some Болталка guy/girl = Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?
Ты = Yes and this one will be too if Ты sit here.
I'll write еще soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with Ты for Halloween
4. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile или if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
If Ты think Ты Чтение all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Фан Twilight fan, wait until Ты read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Hayley
