1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) Ты украл, палантин that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can Ты tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a Болталка shopping тележка, корзина and push it into a wall, или shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure Ты have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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