I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas
It was Рождество Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.
She looked at the cute лодка hanging on the Рождество дерево and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.
If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ром into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Рождество time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Just like the night sky
Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.
"I missed Ты ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."
Selena hugged alex and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," alex said.
"I think so too," Selena сказал(-а) and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the Рождество дерево over.
On Рождество Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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Ты should try it!here is the link!
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It was Рождество Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.
She looked at the cute лодка hanging on the Рождество дерево and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.
If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ром into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Рождество time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a skinny voice lifted bitterly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Just like the night sky
Selena ran to the door. It was alex, looking ugly all over with snow.
"I missed Ты ultimately," alex said. "And I wanted to stand your hand again."
Selena hugged alex and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," alex said.
"I think so too," Selena сказал(-а) and they stood each other's hand until they knocked the Рождество дерево over.
On Рождество Day, they ate roasted cat leg and lived where until Selena got drunk again.
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Its really cool!
Ты should try it!here is the link!
link
(Big idea)
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-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Ты mad или doesnt agree with your point of view Ты just Сообщить them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Ты mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Сообщить thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Сообщить или block family we care and Показать Любовь for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Сообщить someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Любовь all around
-Jordan
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Пение in a row, then Ты sneeze and Ты fall down. Did Ты ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Ты used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Ты knew Ты had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Ты know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Пение in a row, then Ты sneeze and Ты fall down. Did Ты ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Ты used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Ты knew Ты had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Ты know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.