Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what Ты did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand или a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of Ты and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as Ты can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time Ты see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit Далее to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb Вопросы like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do Ты like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are Ты team Edward или team Jackob?", "Why did i saw Ты sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at Ты then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to постель, кровати say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a Болталка guy and tell Harry "I think Ты to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell Ты the Ответы and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two минуты until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black as loud as Ты can and when it ends ask him "Do Ты like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have Ты read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven Книги completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start Пение 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Рождество only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all день long and see if he'll go homicidal.
1. Go to him and say "I know what Ты did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand или a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of Ты and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as Ты can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time Ты see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit Далее to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb Вопросы like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do Ты like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are Ты team Edward или team Jackob?", "Why did i saw Ты sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at Ты then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to постель, кровати say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a Болталка guy and tell Harry "I think Ты to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell Ты the Ответы and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two минуты until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black as loud as Ты can and when it ends ask him "Do Ты like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have Ты read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven Книги completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start Пение 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Рождество only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all день long and see if he'll go homicidal.
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Любовь in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in Ты and the things Ты doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted лосось (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed рис, райс in a рис, райс bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the рис, райс won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed рис, райс on your hand and put your Избранное filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled лосось on the rice. Push the filling into the рис, райс lightly. Hold the рис, райс between your palms. Form the рис, райс into a round, a triangle, или a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the рис, райс ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. заворачивать, обертывание the рис, райс ball with a strip of nori или sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly by americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: Ты got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Любовь it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Ты call right now we will also send Ты a what ever Ты call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 еще dollers shiping and handleing! Ты GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Ты call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Ты call it have Ты credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: Ты got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I Любовь it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Ты call right now we will also send Ты a what ever Ты call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 еще dollers shiping and handleing! Ты GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Ты call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Ты call it have Ты credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL день BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST звезда IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Ты have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ГИР EVERYONE LOVES Ты THE MOST Ты HAVE THE MOST Фан GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST звезда ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Фильмы i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Аниме movies,titanic
Here is some Музыка i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Книги i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Фильмы i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Аниме movies,titanic
Here is some Музыка i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Книги i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Список all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Ты get when Ты scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Ты know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Ты just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. рыба fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.