We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Друзья and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.
Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.
English:-
He is a girl.
The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y.
A passive voice is when the subject is the sufferer, as in “I am loved.”
A noun is a word to give names to human beings and animals.
History:-
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Romans came and conquered the Geeks.
Abraham линкольн was a great Precedent.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
William Tell shot an Стрела through an яблоко while standing on his son's head.
Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic.
Ancient Egyptians lived in the Sarah desert and traveled by Camelot.
Science:-
To collect sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
A Fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the еще extinct it is.
When Ты breathe, Ты inspire. When Ты do not breathe, Ты expire.
Vacuum is a large, empty Космос where the pope lives.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Geography:-
Equator is a managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
Salt is found in Gujarat because, it is found in Gujarat.
Sugar is made from Sugar кран because, it has sugar in it.
Scripture class:-
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make хлеб without straw.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
David was skilled at playing liar.
Jacob украл, палантин his brother’s birthmark.
Joseph gave refuse to the Israelite.
Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree.
Judas was Jesus’ Избранное child. Judas earned 30 coins from selling Jesus.
Stephen died because of stone problem.
The prodigy son ran away from his father to go and live with hogs.
Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.
English:-
He is a girl.
The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and sometimes w and y.
A passive voice is when the subject is the sufferer, as in “I am loved.”
A noun is a word to give names to human beings and animals.
History:-
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Romans came and conquered the Geeks.
Abraham линкольн was a great Precedent.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
William Tell shot an Стрела through an яблоко while standing on his son's head.
Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic.
Ancient Egyptians lived in the Sarah desert and traveled by Camelot.
Science:-
To collect sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
A Fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the еще extinct it is.
When Ты breathe, Ты inspire. When Ты do not breathe, Ты expire.
Vacuum is a large, empty Космос where the pope lives.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Geography:-
Equator is a managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
Salt is found in Gujarat because, it is found in Gujarat.
Sugar is made from Sugar кран because, it has sugar in it.
Scripture class:-
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make хлеб without straw.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
David was skilled at playing liar.
Jacob украл, палантин his brother’s birthmark.
Joseph gave refuse to the Israelite.
Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree.
Judas was Jesus’ Избранное child. Judas earned 30 coins from selling Jesus.
Stephen died because of stone problem.
The prodigy son ran away from his father to go and live with hogs.
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EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude вперед in future Shall I still support her to death
или Why?
other point people
there are different genres of Музыка ,but teenager или Фаны go for pop most of all.
Like MJ Фаны
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like Чтение newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's еще like shouting in streets.
&his Фаны are crazy ,love every single stuff about him
I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking
Why I can't get respectable Показать или artist
why there is nudity ?
или fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes или grabbing crotch .
by telling me it was a Показать & they were Актёрское искусство only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?
I fed up with all of that