- I decided to Отменить my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are Ты as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when Ты read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess Ты could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are Ты telling me stuff I know? Ты know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of Поиск results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have Ты ever had a fly или small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are Ты as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when Ты read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess Ты could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are Ты telling me stuff I know? Ты know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of Поиск results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as Ты read... Be sure Ты don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Ты would like to have Шоколад (try for еще than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while Ты get the calculator ...
5. If Ты have already had your birthday this год (2013) add 1763 *; If Ты haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit год that Ты were born ...
Ты should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times Ты want to have Шоколад each week) ...
The Далее two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If Ты don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that Ты would like to have Шоколад (try for еще than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while Ты get the calculator ...
5. If Ты have already had your birthday this год (2013) add 1763 *; If Ты haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit год that Ты were born ...
Ты should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times Ты want to have Шоколад each week) ...
The Далее two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If Ты don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If Ты think Ты Чтение all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real Фан Twilight fan, wait until Ты read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega Фан of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years назад when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been Любовь with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos