Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Далее on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't Ты take a сиденье, место, сиденья and I will get Ты something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Еда with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the Список and removed his name from the вверх of the Список and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he сказал(-а) to the guy, "Because Ты have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Список ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Ты try!!

A stoner called the огонь department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Фан of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Любовь and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Ты for the rest of my life :)

I Любовь Ты all! Have a beautiful, wonderful день :D