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Tell me if u think this is funny или not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would Ты like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh Ты gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: Ты gonna tell me my fortune или what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Ты your fortune?


Random guy: Ты сказал(-а) Ты WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have Ты been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and печенье don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow Болталка fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Ты that a certain new fanpoper with the Имя пользователя of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Вопрос saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Форум saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Ты will not be able to find these two contributions why Ты ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Ты want proof that she сказал(-а) this check out this forum
link
Now Ты may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Друзья but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Эмо from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Любовь the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your сердце beat
Is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Ты could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Ты happy.
I always want Ты to be happy.
I don't like it when Ты cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Ты even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Переместить on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Ты leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down лодка in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other день we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Ты know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Ты can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Присоединиться F.S. Ты must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. чай is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do Ты hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be Главная for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and огонь hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: Ты better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell Ты why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and Друзья and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented by the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The секунда is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The концерт Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 час Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Пение I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're сиденье, место, сиденья Ooh K Then селезень, дрейк Sad Ты Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There селезень, дрейк Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Фаны Фаны Was Пение Along Giving Him Цветы Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Чтение And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's день together. Emily had cooked a stupid ужин and they ate on a log by candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
raindrops on Розы and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad