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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do Ты always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Ты treat your life like a dream?

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She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If Ты tied buttered тост to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when Ты turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if Ты open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when Ты transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when Ты transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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IDK, just surfing Youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD
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posted by jessicamc26
A stoner called the огонь department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a Фан of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I Любовь and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Ты for the rest of my life :)

I Любовь Ты all! Have a beautiful, wonderful день :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that Ты were real, that Ты all were , that he was.
There is evidence that Ты were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming или not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and Ты diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, или did i make Ты up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without Ты i dont know. But i want to find out. Do Ты think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can Ты forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the улица, уличный physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your жопа, попка like rembrandt!
Ha! Ты Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when Ты see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what Ты did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who Ты are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with еще than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Ты busy?" или "Are Ты doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all день but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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added by Shelly_McShelly
Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für логово, ден Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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by michaeljacksonhoo42
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