now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have Ты been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down. Man: Your place или mine? Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do Ты do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Эй,
baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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