How can Ты get four Форс-мажоры for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
How do Динозавры pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
What do Ты call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do Ты call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do Ты make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do Ты make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
How do Ты prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
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