There was a fight going on in Robotnik's base. Robotnik was making plans to launch nuclear missiles at an orphanage, but me, Sonic, and Sexy weren't going to let that happen.
Robotnik: Get rid of those three hedgehogs immediately! Nazi Captain: We are doing everything we can Mein Fuehrer. They have powerful weapons. Robotnik: Then dodge their fire. It's very easy. Nazi Captain: Jawohl. *Salutes* Heil Robotnik. Robotnik: Get out there now! Sean: *Shooting Nazis* Sonic: There's a lot of them. Sean: It's a good thing I got my machine gun. Sexy: How much time do we have left? Sean: *Checks watch* Seven...
Sexy was working at Rouge The Bat's Sexy Car Dealership. But the cars weren't sexy at all. Most of them were small cars painted pink, and had very poor reliability, meaning that they broke down easy.
Girl 41: *Looking around dealership* Sexy: Hi. What can I help Ты with? Girl 41: Yeah, do Ты have any Volkswagens? Sexy: We have a 1955 Bug, I'll Показать it to you. Girl 41: *Excited* Perfect. Thank you. Sexy: *Walks to the 1955 Beetle* Here Ты go. Average sexy car from Rouge's sexy car dealership. розовый paintjob, an engine with poor reliability, and only 21 horsepower. Girl 41: The less horsepower,...
Decoe: *looking through binoculars* Dr. Robotnik? Robotnik: *Wakes up* Aah, what?! I just had a great view of destroying Mobius. Bocoe: Yeah, that would be a great view. Robotnik: Shut up. We must follow her. Sexy: *goes into Sonic's car* Sonic: *starts car* Sexy: Please don't drive too fast. Sonic: Oh don't worry. There's no such thing as too fast! *floors it* Robotnik: Uhm, we've got to follow Sonic instead. Decoe: But he has a fast car. Robotnik: So do we! Get me my Mercedez!
Sonic was driving very fast, but didn't know Dr. Robotnik was following...
Robotnik is trying to kill me, and Sexy.... Again.
Sean: Why are Ты trying to kill us? Robotnik: Because Ты won't let me дата that lady hedgehog. Sexy: Ты want me dead, because Ты want to дата me? Robotnik: I want Ты dead, because I can't дата you. Sean: Sorry Doctor. Sexy loves me, and not you. It's something you're gonna have to live with. Robotnik: I'll live with it alright. Once I kill you- Sexy: *Shoots Robotnik* Robotnik: *Falls asleep* Sean: Did Ты shoot him with a tranquilizer? Sexy: Yeah.
The floating machine that Robotnik was sitting in then went into autopilot, and took him back...
Previously, Shadow was making an attempt to kill me, but Sexy comes to the rescue
Sexy: Drop your gun, and let Sean out of that cage. Shadow: Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on you. Sexy: Ты don't have too. *Kicks Shadow* Shadow: *drops gun* Sexy: *dives for gun* Shadow: *Pushes Sexy away from gun* Sean: Come on Sexy, get him! Sexy: *Punches Shadow* Shadow: *Grabs Sexy's boobies* Sexy: Uhm. *Staring at Shadow's hands* Ты did not just grab my breasts. Shadow: What? They're huge. Sexy: *Knocks out Shadow* Hang in there Sean, I'll save you. *grabs keys* Robotnik: *Arrives...
Near us were some bushes. Behind those bushes was Robotnik.
Robotnik: Nien! Ты can't have sex with her! Sean: *Stops* Did Ты hear something? Sexy: Yeah. Robotnik: *Arrives* Sorry, taking back my girlfriend! *Kidnaps Sexy* Sexy: What?! Sean: Don't worry Sexy. I'll save you! Decoe: Oh no Ты won't *Knocks out Sean*
So without me to save Sexy, how would she get out of this situation?
Sexy: *Tied up* Robotnik: As Ты probably noticed, we have Ты hanging very high above the ground. Sexy: And what are Ты going to do? Robotnik: Drop you. If I can't have you, nobody can. Sexy: Come on. I'm a pretty girl....
Sexy arrived at her house just in time for the date.
Sean: *Arrives in his car* Sexy: Sean, Ты made it. Sean: Yeah. Where did Ты come from? Sexy: I was just getting things for our date. Sean: Ah good. So, where should we go? Sexy: I'm going to let Ты choose. Sean: Why don't we go back to the park? And, we'll take my car. Sexy: Oh, uh I thought we had to take mine. Sean: No, I'm pretty sure you'd rather want to be in my car. Sexy: Yes. Thank you. Sean: I'll let Ты drive. Sexy: Oh, I don't think I should- Sean: Nonsense. You're good, right? Sexy: Ok. I'll try.
Sexy was driving to her home. She thought the Fiat was a little too small. Even though the сиденье, место, сиденья was moved back as far as possible, her huge breasts were pressing against the steering wheel.
Sexy: *driving 40 miles an hour* This is the вверх speed. Wow.
Pretty soon, she saw a huge холм, хилл that had to be driven over.
Sexy: *floors it* It's going slower.
The road was paved, but that didn't help. Her car was going slower, and slower.
Sexy: I'm almost at the top.
And just when her car was about to go over, it wouldn't go any further.
Shortly after Sonic left, Sexy went inside her house.
Sexy: Where am I going to get a car? *turns on TV* Rouge: Hi there. Are Ты looking for a car? Then come on down to the Sexy Used Car Dealership. We have many sexy cars here such as this 1960 Fiat 500. And there's also this 1954 Citroen 2CV- Sexy: *turns off TV* Sean wouldn't want to дата me if I had a car like that *looks at money* I don't have much though, and Sonic сказал(-а) I need a car. I might as well get one.
So Sexy went to Rouge's Sexy Used Car Dealership
Rouge: Hi Sexy. Sexy: Эй,
Rouge. How are you? Rouge: Good. So, Sonic tells me you're...
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It was a sunny день in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park
Sexy: *sets up blanket* Sean: *sets up chairs* Sonic: *carrying basket of food* Shadow: *doing nothing* Sean: Эй,
Shadow? Do Ты mind helping us out here? Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves. Sean: *rolls eyes* Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up. Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog. Sean: Me too. Sexy: Same here. Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see Ты set up. Chaos control *leaves* Sonic: Wow. Shadow can be an ass...