"Urrrggg... Yah.... I know I'm awesome..." Mumbled A Familiar voice.
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." сказал(-а) Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" сказал(-а) a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." сказал(-а) Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone сказал(-а) the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
ГИР was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow утка will give Ты a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow by a радуга duck.
Бэтмен kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." сказал(-а) Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" сказал(-а) a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." сказал(-а) Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone сказал(-а) the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
ГИР was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow утка will give Ты a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow by a радуга duck.
Бэтмен kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, Ты LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” сказал(-а) HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, Ты LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” сказал(-а) HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Name:Salena Raqque Nagato
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light розовый body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for звезда SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light розовый skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light розовый body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for звезда SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light розовый skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Heres my Список in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: Популярное Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be Друзья with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: Популярное Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be Друзья with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends