The Opinion of Yuri and Yaoi
Countless times I’ve been confronted about this hideous subject. And no, I’m not talking of Yuri and Yaoi, much like the topic suggests. It’s еще the fact I’m being exposed as a two faced. And this gay coupling has much to do with it.
“For the most part, I DO NOT APPROVE OF YURI AND Яой ((Hold on minute, Yuri-Yaoi fans, just a moment.)) For the soul fact PEOPLE COUPLE THE WRONG MATCHES. In many Аниме and cartoon devices, the characters are portrayed by the Фан base as multiple items between one another. This is, let’s face it, unstoppable. We’re always going to have stupid people in this world. Deal with it.
“To name сказал(-а) matches, it’s usually the Sonic relations ((As I’m part of a good few Sonic related fan-sites and so)). Of course, I’m gonna see some wild shit- as many people do. Sonadow, Sonilver, Amouge, Blamy, so on so forth. There’s also Zakiyo, Naruske, and strangely, Sponatrick. ((For those with the couple names, sorry if it’s alien to you. These are terms for the couples I’m use to.))
“Those listed and many others of the series ARE NOT GAY. Does it say they’re gay in the series? NO THE FUCK IT DOESN’T. It doesn’t say so- nor WILL it if people at the studios keep their damn heads and brains together! So it’s not happening! And people need to GET THAT.
“The problem is- people see Yuri and Яой пушка couplings and immediately recoil или rejoice. Take your pick. I do not like пушка coupling as the Далее die-hard Sonic fan. It pisses me off to see such great characters abused and portrayed as such, among so many other crazy shit these days taking place EVERYWHERE.
“What pisses me off is the revolt against any kind of Yuri and Яой dealing with those who have Фан characters. In any anime, there are Фан characters. And whoever created them may not be straight или what the hell Ты people like to refer as ‘He who lusts for the opposite sex’.
“People- THOSE WHO FANCY SAME SEXS have RIGHTS. They’re people-okay?! They’re nothing different than the rest of us- Queer или straight as an arrow. What matters is that they tend to their business and bother no one else, same as you. Ты keep to yourself, they keep to themselves. There’s no harm!
“To me, people need to be еще open minded when it comes to these things. If you’re gay, fine, cool. If you’re not, that’s right too. Both? Whatever- so long Ты know the boundaries as every single individual does when it comes to romance. There are dos and don’ts!
“So when I give a compliment on a Yuri или Яой piece, and I’m known by many as a ‘Straighty’, suddenly I’m DOG PILED by idiots who think I’m trying to get attention или approval. It’s the whole ‘WTF?! U sad ur not gay!’ and all that bullshit. I’m a two- face alluva sudden! I mean, what the hell?!
“No- I’m saying here and now that THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YURI AND Яой SO LONG AS IT’S FACTUAL. IF THEY’RE GAY- WHOOPTY DOO!
“I’m not gay, nor do I дата или anything romantic related, but by hell, if I wanna appraise a piece of art или whatnot in that section with a positive outlook, I don’t want this shit in my face. I support gay rights- Любовь is love! Blahblahblah! I can give the damn speech all day- but who’d want to read that AGAIN?
“So the main deal is: Yuri and Яой haters, STFU and GTFH- stop bothering me. Unless it’s пушка Yuri and Yaoi, I refuse to insult it или give it dirty looks. Yes, I can admit I put small things in there that seem offensive. But after Чтение this I’m pretty sure there’s an understanding. ((Usually I joke about those- The Фан couple, KillerxClaudia is a great Yuri Фан character couple despite the fact I don’t like Yuri, though I approve so long it sticks to certain boundaries. And it’s a great coupling! But I think I just like Killer- issal. ^^’))
“A rare time I compliment the artist of any пушка couple pics, shown above. Yes, it may be disturbing and impossible for Shadow and Sonic to be a gay couple, but Ты have to admit, some of the Соник и Шедоу pics on Devian art are cute. Sometimes, I have a hard time deciding if that even IS Yaoi- and that’s for only the slyest of those tricky Яой fans. ((Sorry- but Ты look at them a moment and come back and repeat the same shit as before. I’d Любовь to see Ты TRY.))
Countless times I’ve been confronted about this hideous subject. And no, I’m not talking of Yuri and Yaoi, much like the topic suggests. It’s еще the fact I’m being exposed as a two faced. And this gay coupling has much to do with it.
“For the most part, I DO NOT APPROVE OF YURI AND Яой ((Hold on minute, Yuri-Yaoi fans, just a moment.)) For the soul fact PEOPLE COUPLE THE WRONG MATCHES. In many Аниме and cartoon devices, the characters are portrayed by the Фан base as multiple items between one another. This is, let’s face it, unstoppable. We’re always going to have stupid people in this world. Deal with it.
“To name сказал(-а) matches, it’s usually the Sonic relations ((As I’m part of a good few Sonic related fan-sites and so)). Of course, I’m gonna see some wild shit- as many people do. Sonadow, Sonilver, Amouge, Blamy, so on so forth. There’s also Zakiyo, Naruske, and strangely, Sponatrick. ((For those with the couple names, sorry if it’s alien to you. These are terms for the couples I’m use to.))
“Those listed and many others of the series ARE NOT GAY. Does it say they’re gay in the series? NO THE FUCK IT DOESN’T. It doesn’t say so- nor WILL it if people at the studios keep their damn heads and brains together! So it’s not happening! And people need to GET THAT.
“The problem is- people see Yuri and Яой пушка couplings and immediately recoil или rejoice. Take your pick. I do not like пушка coupling as the Далее die-hard Sonic fan. It pisses me off to see such great characters abused and portrayed as such, among so many other crazy shit these days taking place EVERYWHERE.
“What pisses me off is the revolt against any kind of Yuri and Яой dealing with those who have Фан characters. In any anime, there are Фан characters. And whoever created them may not be straight или what the hell Ты people like to refer as ‘He who lusts for the opposite sex’.
“People- THOSE WHO FANCY SAME SEXS have RIGHTS. They’re people-okay?! They’re nothing different than the rest of us- Queer или straight as an arrow. What matters is that they tend to their business and bother no one else, same as you. Ты keep to yourself, they keep to themselves. There’s no harm!
“To me, people need to be еще open minded when it comes to these things. If you’re gay, fine, cool. If you’re not, that’s right too. Both? Whatever- so long Ты know the boundaries as every single individual does when it comes to romance. There are dos and don’ts!
“So when I give a compliment on a Yuri или Яой piece, and I’m known by many as a ‘Straighty’, suddenly I’m DOG PILED by idiots who think I’m trying to get attention или approval. It’s the whole ‘WTF?! U sad ur not gay!’ and all that bullshit. I’m a two- face alluva sudden! I mean, what the hell?!
“No- I’m saying here and now that THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YURI AND Яой SO LONG AS IT’S FACTUAL. IF THEY’RE GAY- WHOOPTY DOO!
“I’m not gay, nor do I дата или anything romantic related, but by hell, if I wanna appraise a piece of art или whatnot in that section with a positive outlook, I don’t want this shit in my face. I support gay rights- Любовь is love! Blahblahblah! I can give the damn speech all day- but who’d want to read that AGAIN?
“So the main deal is: Yuri and Яой haters, STFU and GTFH- stop bothering me. Unless it’s пушка Yuri and Yaoi, I refuse to insult it или give it dirty looks. Yes, I can admit I put small things in there that seem offensive. But after Чтение this I’m pretty sure there’s an understanding. ((Usually I joke about those- The Фан couple, KillerxClaudia is a great Yuri Фан character couple despite the fact I don’t like Yuri, though I approve so long it sticks to certain boundaries. And it’s a great coupling! But I think I just like Killer- issal. ^^’))
“A rare time I compliment the artist of any пушка couple pics, shown above. Yes, it may be disturbing and impossible for Shadow and Sonic to be a gay couple, but Ты have to admit, some of the Соник и Шедоу pics on Devian art are cute. Sometimes, I have a hard time deciding if that even IS Yaoi- and that’s for only the slyest of those tricky Яой fans. ((Sorry- but Ты look at them a moment and come back and repeat the same shit as before. I’d Любовь to see Ты TRY.))
"When are we going to start Gant?" Slick asked eager to start.
"When Madam Yogi gives the go, when she does is when the guards go away to make way for the general Joseph Heat and his precious cargo; Yuki the angelbat," Gant answered without pause.
"The one we're gonna rescue, the one that is tortured and used for her electrical powers," Dash continued for Gant.
"Why can't we just go before they get inside?" Slick questioned Gant and Dash.
"If we go when that happens all the guards will be on us! We're suppose to stay безопасно, сейф and keep our identities hidden," Rioul answered agressively although calm.
"Shh...we need to listen for the signal..." Dash сказал(-а) concerned.
"What was the signal again?" Slick asked.
"I сказал(-а) shh!" Dash quickly said. A секунда later they all hear a beep...Beep beep beep, beep...
"Now!" exclaimed Gant.
They all started running towards their positions, ready to start...
"When Madam Yogi gives the go, when she does is when the guards go away to make way for the general Joseph Heat and his precious cargo; Yuki the angelbat," Gant answered without pause.
"The one we're gonna rescue, the one that is tortured and used for her electrical powers," Dash continued for Gant.
"Why can't we just go before they get inside?" Slick questioned Gant and Dash.
"If we go when that happens all the guards will be on us! We're suppose to stay безопасно, сейф and keep our identities hidden," Rioul answered agressively although calm.
"Shh...we need to listen for the signal..." Dash сказал(-а) concerned.
"What was the signal again?" Slick asked.
"I сказал(-а) shh!" Dash quickly said. A секунда later they all hear a beep...Beep beep beep, beep...
"Now!" exclaimed Gant.
They all started running towards their positions, ready to start...
Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE Чтение DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do Ты REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE Чтение DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do Ты REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
My first story, so, if Ты wanna make suggestions, post of a Форум ill make in a bit.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and Собаки yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and Собаки yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
Once upon a time, Tydus, Torren, Mef and Zanehorn were in the magical land of арахис масло, сливочное масло when Zanehorn had an idea.
'LETS ALL WEAR арахис масло, сливочное масло =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the арахис масло, сливочное масло and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only арахис масло, сливочное масло on while Torren and Mef threw Шоколад at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated by a арахис demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' сказал(-а) Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
'LETS ALL WEAR арахис масло, сливочное масло =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the арахис масло, сливочное масло and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only арахис масло, сливочное масло on while Torren and Mef threw Шоколад at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated by a арахис demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' сказал(-а) Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'