"I AM THE BAFFLE! I HAVE HATRED!!! HATRED OF MANY THINGS... LIKE CAP-LOCKS!!! SO LET'S START THIS LIST!!!"
1. I hate EVERY incarnation of the hero.
2. I hate baseball caps. вверх HAT ARE SUPERIOR!
3. I hate recolored clones, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONICS!?
4. I hate Weegee. BLINK ALREADY!
5. I hate straight jackets.
6. I hate Jerry Bruman... QUIT RIPPING OFF MY ACT!
7. I hate you.
8. I hate me.
9. I hate everyone and everything.
10. I hate grump cat.
11. I hate tethered capes.
12. I hate Zubats.
13. I hate the water temple.
14. I hate hammer bros.
15. I hate afros.
16. I hate Bubsy.
17. I hate "Knock knock" jokes.
18. I hate Stus.
19. I hate Sues.
20. I hate Zoidberg.
21. I hate Chuck norris jokes.
22. I hate the time Космос deities.
23. I hate the word "hate".
24. I hate logic.
25. I hate Anti-logic.
26. I hate pancakes.
27. 1 H4T3 P30PL3 WH0 TYP3 L1K3 TH15!!!
28. I hate Gligar13vids.
29. I hate the IRategamer
30. I hate MarioTehPlumber
31. I hate the fact that I am referencing several things in this list.
32. I hate Bards that are spooning.
33. I hate Jello.
34. I hate rule 34.
35. I hate hentia.
36. I hate yaoi.
37. I hate Porky minch.
38. I hate Jasper Batt Jr.
39. I hate the xbox one.
40. I hate big butts, and I cannot lie.
41. I hate gorge Washington because he cannot lie.
42. I hate Pinocchio because he cannot lie.
43. I hate Hank холм, хилл because he doesn't sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
45. I hate cocaine.
46. I hate the fact that "44" isn't on this list.
47. I hate the fact that this will be actually "49 things baffle hates".
48. I hate the fact Ты didn't realize I was lying to Ты all this time.
49. I hate enraged fanboys.
50. I hate people who use broken toilets as цветок pots.
"I, The great and powerful Baffle... Has spoken... NOW BEGONE WITH YOU!!!"
1. I hate EVERY incarnation of the hero.
2. I hate baseball caps. вверх HAT ARE SUPERIOR!
3. I hate recolored clones, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONICS!?
4. I hate Weegee. BLINK ALREADY!
5. I hate straight jackets.
6. I hate Jerry Bruman... QUIT RIPPING OFF MY ACT!
7. I hate you.
8. I hate me.
9. I hate everyone and everything.
10. I hate grump cat.
11. I hate tethered capes.
12. I hate Zubats.
13. I hate the water temple.
14. I hate hammer bros.
15. I hate afros.
16. I hate Bubsy.
17. I hate "Knock knock" jokes.
18. I hate Stus.
19. I hate Sues.
20. I hate Zoidberg.
21. I hate Chuck norris jokes.
22. I hate the time Космос deities.
23. I hate the word "hate".
24. I hate logic.
25. I hate Anti-logic.
26. I hate pancakes.
27. 1 H4T3 P30PL3 WH0 TYP3 L1K3 TH15!!!
28. I hate Gligar13vids.
29. I hate the IRategamer
30. I hate MarioTehPlumber
31. I hate the fact that I am referencing several things in this list.
32. I hate Bards that are spooning.
33. I hate Jello.
34. I hate rule 34.
35. I hate hentia.
36. I hate yaoi.
37. I hate Porky minch.
38. I hate Jasper Batt Jr.
39. I hate the xbox one.
40. I hate big butts, and I cannot lie.
41. I hate gorge Washington because he cannot lie.
42. I hate Pinocchio because he cannot lie.
43. I hate Hank холм, хилл because he doesn't sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
45. I hate cocaine.
46. I hate the fact that "44" isn't on this list.
47. I hate the fact that this will be actually "49 things baffle hates".
48. I hate the fact Ты didn't realize I was lying to Ты all this time.
49. I hate enraged fanboys.
50. I hate people who use broken toilets as цветок pots.
"I, The great and powerful Baffle... Has spoken... NOW BEGONE WITH YOU!!!"
