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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.

Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, еще nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*

Meanwhile at the drag strip.

Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: *Wins the race*
Crowd: Yeah!!!!
Genji: Hooray for Knuckles!
Crowd: *Stares at Genji*
Genji: What?

Suddenly, a commercial started

Announcer: Introducing the newest car from Acura, the Genji. His mask looks just like the front end of all of our cars.

Genji: When did your logo get on my mask?

Back to Rouge, who was still masturbating, just because her car wouldn't start.

Rouge: *Farts while masturbating, and turning the key to make her car start* Come on sexy, Ты can do it. *Continues to masturbate as her car won't start* I'm gonna cum very soon *Starts the engine as she cums* Oh yeah. Let's go. *Drives*

Далее up, Sean the hedgehog against a light blue donkey named Nagisa Furukawa, in a Toyota Supra.

Nagisa: Ты are not allowed to win.
Sean: Excuse me, who told Ты to make up the rules?
Nagisa: I have a Japanese car, if Ты win, Ты will be disqualified.
Sean: Yeah, right.* Watches the light turn green, and takes off*
Nagisa: Where are Ты going?! *Looks at the green light* Goddammit! *Floors it, but he loses the race* I was supposed to win! *Slams his fist on the dashboard* I was! *Cries*

Sonic, and the others cheered for Sean as he came back.

Tails: Good job.
Sean: It's easy when they're stupid.
Nagisa: *Driving away at high speed. He goes onto the main road, and gets pulled over by a cop*
Sonic & Sean: *Laughing*
Silver: I don't know which is funnier, this, или Antoine's rage when he Остаться в живых to Rotor.
Espio: That's a tough choice.
Vector: I'm gonna go with that blue jackass.
Knuckles: Me too.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Down at The Cliff, Sonic, Tails, Sean, Amy, Cream, and Sexy were at the cliff hanging out.

Cream: *Staring at stars in sky* It sure is beautiful out tonight.
Cheese: Chao.
Tails: If I had my airplane, I'd Любовь to fly above the clouds.
Cream: I thought Ты had gadgets that could make your car fly.
Tails: Эй, yeah. I never tried it out though. Let's give it a test.
Cream: Okay.
Cheese: *Excited* Chao chao.
Sonic: Seems like Tails, and Cream made Cheese happy about something.
Amy: I wonder what they're up to.
Tails: *Starts car* Ты ready?
Cream: *Has her seatbelt on, and holding Cream* Ready to...
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posted by ameliarose2002
No one knows why Sally Фаны like Sally, and no one knows why Amy Фаны like Amy. I know, well I think I know. I have a old friend. Her names is Elizabeth, goes to a private school and is the most Популярное girl in the school and her dad is mega rich. And she loves Sally. I got Главная schooled till Grade 3 started. I went to a public school till Grade 7 started. I was all OutKast to every one around me. The boys flirted with me, only because I was thine. I was a Egghand, I liked dr who, a Science fiction show. In grade 9 I fell in Любовь with a reel Mr Darcy man. He was kind, Smart and strong. He became...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mighty's Firebird
Mighty's Firebird
Eggman, Knuckles, and Shadow were looking for the Master Emerald. They were searching, when they saw Rouge's car.

Eggman: There's her car.
Knuckles: But where is that bat?
Shadow: I don't know.
Knuckles: She has the master emerald! If we don't find it, Энджел Island will be done for.
Eggman: It was already destroyed.
Knuckles: WHAT?!?
Eggman: *Gets his Iphone, and shows the news to Knuckles* Энджел Island has been destroyed.
Knuckles: *Looking at the news* That's Энджел Island in San Francisco! Look for the one in Mobius.
Eggman: Okay, jeez. No need to get angry.
Knuckles: Yeah, well Ты know how...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Vector's car
Vector's car
Rouge was still in her car, trying to get it to start. She had different size wrenches, but she was using them for something else. Five wrenches were on the passenger seat, and they all had a strange "white substance" on them.

Vector: *Driving car down the road*
Espio & Charmy: *Following Vector*
Vector: Эй, look, someone is in trouble.
Rouge: *Looks through window* Uh oh. *Puts wrenches inside toolbox*
Vector: *Stops car on the side of the road*
Espio & Charmy: *Stop their cars behind Vector's*
Rouge: *Gets out of the car* Howdy Ты three.
Vector: What has been happening?
Rouge: It ain't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Amy's car
Amy's car
Me, Sonic, and Tails got our cars onto the track. We were just about to practice when the ladies we were waiting for arrived in their cars.

Amy: *Stops behind Sonic's car*
Cream: *Stops behind Tails' car*
Sexy: *Stops behind my car*
Sonic: Just when we were about to practice.

All three of them got out of their cars simultaneously.

Amy: Sonniku! *Runs to Sonic, and hugs him*
Sonic: Okay, you're excited to see me. Jeez.
Tails: *Shy* Hey.
Cream: *Also shy* Hi.
Tails: I hope Ты got those parts I sent Ты for your car.
Cream: I did, and I wanna thank you.
Tails: When can I Kiss you?
Cream: When I get...
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posted by alexischaos2004
Silver was finally where he wanted to be, the perfect place for him to be in peace and not have such a noisy улица, уличный to be living on. He was resting at Crisis City, the restored Crisis City after the devastating event that happened in the past, which was near the end of the world. Luckily, that event didn't come to the world's end and the whole world of Mobius was safe. "It's nice to finally visit Crisis City again, a еще peaceful one." The hedgehog mumbled to himself, breathing in and out normally.


Silver loved the peaceful era of the area. He thought about visiting Crisis City еще often,...
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posted by pinkarray
 What Silver should've looked like when the stupid purple thing with the retarded voice leaves him in fracking World's Collide
What Silver should've looked like when the stupid purple thing with the retarded voice leaves him in fracking World's Collide
Hey, you! Silvice sucks and Silvice is not a relationship because it doesn't seem like it. Frack that stupid person that made the World's Collide story because there is nothing but fracking sad Музыка to the game when Silver's face could've looked like this!!!!!!

AND I HATE SILVICE!!!! AND HOW THE HECK DID SHE COME BACK??? LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO FRACKING TIME ERASE, THAT GAME NEEDS TO BURN IN HELL SO I PRETEND THAT IT'S NOT THERE!!!! SHE'S DEAD, REALLY DEAD!!!!!!!! SO STOP BRINGING HER BACK!!!!! AND IT'S NOT A COUPLE, IT'S A FRACKING FRIENDSHIP!!!! SILVER WAS FOURTEEN или FIFTEEN IN THAT GAME, AND THE STUPID PURPLE WITH THE RETARDED VOICE WAS WAS LIKE 15 или 16.
 STUPID PURPLE THING WITH THE RETARDED VOICE'S DEATH
STUPID PURPLE THING WITH THE RETARDED VOICE'S DEATH
It was a dark world..filled with kindling,fiery,flames rising around the surface. In the Crisis City,it was demolished by an enormous,powerful,horrible, creature,Iblis. This place is known as nocturnal,but it won't e for long. I will defeat the Iblis Trigger and bring the Sun to shine below my planet. My name is Silver the hedgehog,and I'm here to save the word,to fight for justice. my family is unknown. I wish I known anything about my family. I was raised by my master,Mammoth Mogul. he taught me how to use the skills of my brain and psychokinesis. Now,I am on my own adventure with my girlfriend,Blaze....
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video by MidnightPrime (not me)
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posted by NoctusLynx
Sonic Generations. It’s a game that all Sonic Фаны like. And if Ты don’t like this game, Ты are either not a Sonic fan, или Ты just didn’t play the right Sonic games. However, when I say Sonic Generations, Ты most probably have an image of Chemical Plant and City Escape racing through your mind along with wild fond memories. But where does Casino Night and Tropical Resort fit into that pit of great memories? How does Sonic Generations 3D compare against Sonic Generations? Well, let’s make the comparisons. If there’s anything I missed, let me know in the Комментарии below. Now:

LETTUCE...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We were surrounded by Nazi soldiers, but that wasn't going to stop us.

Robotnik: Just surrender now, and things will go smoothly.
Sean: Yeah, no way.
Sonic: Let's do it to it
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Dead Nazi: *kills three Nazis*
Robotnik: Ты can't stop me, I have a turret! *runs to turret* Ahahahahha!
Sean: *shoots at Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullets*
Sonic: Go after him, we'll handle these guys. *kicks Nazi*
Sean: *runs after Robotnik*
Tails: *electrocutes Nazi*
Knuckles: *kills Nazi*
Rouge: *giving a Nazi a blowjob*
Nazi: Uhm??
Rouge: *stops* Oh, right *kills Nazi*

While this was happening, Shadow was...
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