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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.

Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, еще nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*

Meanwhile at the drag strip.

Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: *Wins the race*
Crowd: Yeah!!!!
Genji: Hooray for Knuckles!
Crowd: *Stares at Genji*
Genji: What?

Suddenly, a commercial started

Announcer: Introducing the newest car from Acura, the Genji. His mask looks just like the front end of all of our cars.

Genji: When did your logo get on my mask?

Back to Rouge, who was still masturbating, just because her car wouldn't start.

Rouge: *Farts while masturbating, and turning the key to make her car start* Come on sexy, Ты can do it. *Continues to masturbate as her car won't start* I'm gonna cum very soon *Starts the engine as she cums* Oh yeah. Let's go. *Drives*

Далее up, Sean the hedgehog against a light blue donkey named Nagisa Furukawa, in a Toyota Supra.

Nagisa: Ты are not allowed to win.
Sean: Excuse me, who told Ты to make up the rules?
Nagisa: I have a Japanese car, if Ты win, Ты will be disqualified.
Sean: Yeah, right.* Watches the light turn green, and takes off*
Nagisa: Where are Ты going?! *Looks at the green light* Goddammit! *Floors it, but he loses the race* I was supposed to win! *Slams his fist on the dashboard* I was! *Cries*

Sonic, and the others cheered for Sean as he came back.

Tails: Good job.
Sean: It's easy when they're stupid.
Nagisa: *Driving away at high speed. He goes onto the main road, and gets pulled over by a cop*
Sonic & Sean: *Laughing*
Silver: I don't know which is funnier, this, или Antoine's rage when he Остаться в живых to Rotor.
Espio: That's a tough choice.
Vector: I'm gonna go with that blue jackass.
Knuckles: Me too.

2 B Continued
posted by NoctusLynx
We've seen Sonic take some pretty brutal hits through his life span. And some of those hits just might make Ты wonder "how in hell did he manage to survive THAT!?"

Well, that's what I'm going to try to explain.

Despite common efforts on the TV Показать spectrum to Показать otherwise just to add a dramatic effect, Sonic has never taken fall damage, and probably never will. This means that he has some absolutely Duralast branded legs, which is good, because it explains how he managed to run indefinitely for about 78 hours straight, give to take about 6-12 hours on Sonic X. Sure, he couldn't stop from...
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posted by KnucklesKnuckie
"hello t-t-there wanna play a game called CanDy AppLe?,i swear it well be fun *laughs softly*
you finally wake up panting and looking around the room and sigh
you realize it's only a dream but Ты heard that little girl say CanDy AppLe? it makes Ты затвор, затвора but Ты get out of постель, кровати and realize that no one was here and your not at Главная scared Ты decide to look around on the таблица Ты find a flashlight, when Ты turn it on the little girl from Ты dream stood there then disappeared Ты back up looking where the little girl was standing Ты say to yourself Ты just passed out during the sleepover...
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posted by Dragonfruit44
-Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic find Shadow and walk up to him.-
Knuckles: Shadow we need your he-
Shadow: No.
Tails: What?
Shadow: I сказал(-а) no, because Sonic tries every год to prank me and always gets me. But not this year, I'm not helping Ты guys at all.
Sonic: Aw come one Shadow, Don't be a bad sport.
Shadow: I don't want to get humiliated. Decides, the pranks ruined now that I know about.
Tails: That's true. Well at least we tried.
Sonic: Well, See ya Shadow.
Shadow: See ya later, Faker.
Sonic: You're the faker!
Shadow: Not even in your dreams.
-The trio walks off out of Shadow's sight and think of a...
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posted by Dragonfruit44
-Tails located Cubot walking along a dirt road outside of town. He then went off road to a secret spring. He walked in the water and a tunnel opened up. He walked inside and Tails Остаться в живых signal on his watch.-
Tails: They must have a signal blocker in there.
Sonic: We have to get in there.
Tails: There must be something to do, like a button или a password. Let's look around.
-Tails flew down and walked into the water. Although it was no higher than Tails' foot, Sonic was still scared, being small and all. Tails walked carefully around. Nothing happened.-
Sonic: Maybe he сказал(-а) something before he came...
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posted by Dragonfruit44
-They get to the Далее room. There was steam, and there was some rock pathways. It looked like volcanic rock.-
Tails: This room must be connected to the flood room. The water leaked into here, causing I guess lava to harden.
Nat: Do Ты think we can walk on it now?
Tails: Maybe. It could be still a liquid inside. One step on it and Ты could be trying to swim in lava.
Nikki: I'll go. I can fly, So If I sink, I could out quickly.
Tails: No, I'll go. I can fly as well. I'm also older than Ты Nikki.
Nikki(Grumbling): Only by about 5 years.
-Tails stepped on the Magma rock. He didn't sink in. There...
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Note: This is not a countdown. This is a list.

1.    Super-form repeaptiveness
I think Ты know what I mean. If I have my math right here, we’ve seen ONE other type of Super form in Sonic 3 & Knuckles, ONE in Sonic and the Secret Rings, ONE in Sonic and the Black Knight, and ONE (EXTREMELY BRIEF) “super” form in Sonic X. These were of course, the HYPER-forms (or Super Forms if Tails), Darkspine Sonic (super-Dark Sonic in other words), Excalibur Sonic, and Dark-Sonic (NO I do NOT call him DARK SUPER SONIC или SUPER DARK SONIC. Why? No Chaos Emeralds, not SUPER.) Now...
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posted by sonic-hisworld
Prolouge

July 18,3237
Mobotropolis

Mobius,a world that was so beautiful,is falling apart.Androids are everywhere,all built to kill anyone.It didn't matter if we did anything wrong.It only mattered if the android saw you.Dr.Eggman had released a whole army of those things.
Thankfully,i was one of the kids that was sent to Knothole,a sanctuary where kids grew up to be part of The Resistance.The Resistance were a force that wanted to stop Dr.Eggman,but due to the lack of members,they haven't been able to do anything.
A world that used to be peaceful is now filled with war.Millions of lives lost.And...
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posted by Dragonfruit44
-Clone Sonic goes to Энджел Island, Hoping to find Knuckles.-

Clone Sonic: He's always looking after that Master Emerald, so he has to be there.
-Clone Sonic gets there in a matter of seconds, and sees Knuckles protecting the Master Emerald.-

Clone Sonic: Эй, watcha doin Knuckle head?
Knuckles: I told to stop calling me that! Decides , I'm not in the mood to deal with Ты Sonic. Rouge already tried to steal The Master изумруд 3 times this morning. I can't get distracted by you.
-Clone Sonic jumps on the Master Emerald.-
Clone Sonic: I'm not distracting you. huh Knucklehead?
Knuckles: Stop Calling...
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posted by sonic-hisworld
Chapter 3:Falling

Katarina's point of View

So,Yeah,I hugged Sonic today.But it's not a big deal,right?Aw,who am I kidding.The only reason I hugged him was because I felt like I would burst if I didn't.
I'll just come right and say it right Now. That hedgehog is just so darn cute.I mean,seriously.I think I'm going crazy.
I fell into my постель, кровати nd stuffed my face in a pillow.
"You alright,sister?"Skylar asked,walking in.
"Sure.I'm just fine."I answered.
"no you're not.What happened?"She asked.
I sighed.No use in hiding from her.
"Well,I met this very sweet guy not long назад and he is lie the Only thing I think...
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I see on many YouTube Комментарии that endless Sonic games should actually be a movie. Honestly, I think Sega is sitting on a Золото mine here so these are my opinions as to which Sonic games should take to the theaters!

-Sonic Adventure
How kick-ass would it be to see Perfect Chaos, in 3D, in your face?! I mean, the story is movie worthy and the intro is excellent quality. Epic graphics with the awesome song 'Open Your Heart' and Super Sonic! Fucking hell Sega! MOVIE WORTHY!!

-Sonic Adventure 2
Another game that not only has an awesome storyline, but a bit of sadness towards the end. I cried when Shadow...
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posted by miukyson123
Why do ppl like sonic so much i never liked him I like certain characters and remember dont take this as a insult but what if he was evil i mean what if he killed ppl im like dangggggg.........this paragraph will be countinued soon

back

why guys......why......but if Ты just like him Ты dont have to answer just let me know why yall like him and if i get at least one good reason i'll tell Ты all why i hate him okay remember either post in my Входящие или on the comments
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O.O
heres a little advertisment of my draft stories

One sunny Friday morning Shadow and Rouge decided they'd look in the...
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He comes running
Not ingnoring what really means for him
All bad feelings go away
When this hero is on his way

еще than a knight
Is like he has fallen from the sky
He's a hero and I always ask myself why


He's free spirit
The perfect lyric
He's the bravest person I've ever met before
He's a hero
Not a faker, или a zero
He's real, he's kind
He's loyal, he's nice

He never gives up
Even if the road is long
Because he is Sonic the Hedgehog
The speedest creature of the world!
1. Amy's Birthday

I hesitantly climbed the steps to Amy's front door and rang the bell. I was waiting for Amy to answer the door but my best mate, Tails let me in instead. "Hey Sonic!" He сказал(-а) as he moved out of the doorway. I walked through the dining room and I got a little sidetracked when I saw Shadow and Silver hanging out there with a few other girls. I couldn't see Amy there so I continued through the house. I searched in the living room and finally found her on her balcony, crying. I felt myself go as розовый as Amy's мех and felt the мех on the back of my neck stand on end. If I made the...
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1. Amy loves sonic.
2. They only have one "moment" where Amy hugs Shadow and Amy says afterwards "You're not Sonic! You're that other hedgehog!"
3. Shadow is all angry and emo. Amy is all nice and friendly.
4. Shadow is not Amy's type.
5. When they're together, it's like putting a positive charge with a positive charge. In other words, they repel each other.
6. A lot of Обои Показать silver as a descendant of Shadow and Amy. There is a way for that to be true without Shadow and Amy being a couple!(kids and grandkids)
posted by Sonicfan67
Chip:Hi Sonic.
Sonic:Hey Chip,how goes it?
Chip:Did Sally got me fish?
Sonic:Yeah,I think so.
(Chip grabs a bag of рыба from a shopping bag)
Chip:Oh yeah,very healthy for the prostate.If I had one,it would be a loop to the fanny one.
(Chip puts the bag of рыба in the refrigerator)
Sonic:You know,you never told me about your World War II stories in a long time.You were over Italy right?
Chip:Uh huh.I actually have a фото taken of myself and Mussolini.He's upside down of course.
Sonic:It must have been wild there.Gosh,we've been over with history,and art..and pizza
Chip:And the hookers weren't too shabby,huh?...
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posted by Sonicfan67
Chip:Sonic,can Ты please pass the Ketzup?
Sonic:What?
Chip:The Ketzup.
(Sonic looks at the Ketchup)
Sonic:You mean the Ketchup?
Chip:Educated people pronounce it Ketzup.
Sonic:Not if they want me to pass it to them.
Chip:Fine if that's the way it's going to be then I'll do without.
(Chip grabs the Ketchup but Sonic grab'ed it before Chip)
Sonic:Not going to happen,old man.
Chip:MY BURGER IS GETTING COLD JUST GIVE ME THE KETZUP!
Sonic:Ok,it's called Ketchup.Say it right and Ты can have it.
Chip:No.
Sonic:Say it,say it.
Chip:No I will never say it.I RATHER DIE THAN SAY IT.
Sonic:Then she's staying over here,"Me...
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posted by Sonicfan67
In boiler room 6...
(Knuckles puts coal in a furnace)
Knuckles:come on!this is not your pleasent cruise!
(Knuckles hears something from the Стена and hits it with a shovel)
In the lookout tower...
(Bocoe and Decoe see an iceberg right ahead)
Bocoe:call the bridge!
(Bocoe rings the колокол, колокольчик, белл and Decoe calls the bridge)
Decoe:bridge!look out,iceberg right ahead!I repeat,iceberg right ahead!
In the bridge...
Grounder:thank you.(hangs up the phone)iceberg right ahead!
(Grounder puts the two switches to stop)
In boiler room 6...
(The men can here the колокол, колокольчик, белл ringing and Knuckles sees the light switched to full to stop)...
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1.Rouge likes Knuckles
2.Shadow is a loner
3.Rouge is еще of a golddigger, Shadow just wants revenge, I don't see that as a couple.
4.Rouge is a bit of a traitor, because she was giving information to the government about Shadow(sonic adventure 2)
5.In Sonic heroes, at the final cutscene, she just left Team Dark to go after the Master Emerald
6.Shadow is too cool for Rouge! XD
7.If Shadow was to end up with anyone, it would either be a fancharacter или Lein-da(in my opinion)
8.If Rouge really loved Shadow, she wouldn't be fighting with Julie-su over Knux all the time!
posted by cagnut123
Dreamers Colliding

Chapter 1 – When the Egg Hits the Big Apple

New York. Where people from all around stay to start a new life или to runaway from their life. Also where people begin their life in the fame lane. But two girls, Suzy and Gen will find themselves in an adventure of a lifetime.
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"I am SOO sorry for bumping into you, I wasn't actually wasn't paying attention!"

Suzy сказал(-а) picking up the girl's thing that she bumped into, Gen, when she saw a Sonic plush toy that had her name on the tag.

"Uh, Sorry Ты probably think that I'm a geek don't you."
She quickly snatched the...
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posted by Sonicfan67
tails:ahh Эй, hunter!its good to see u here!
hunter:sure.say where's sonic?
tails:hes at um....what was it?
Sonic:kill all sons of b*tches.it sounds like im a westren.
jules:gives shadow chicago typewriter and finds a bloody hand and screams
hunter:what?looks at hand and laughs
Amy:in a Пение voice)"I dont know what I'm doing."
cream:you want to know?then look at cheese!
hunter:thats a devil chao.laughs
shadow:falls)MY ASS!!!laughs
knuckles:guarding the master emrald until a fly flys on his nose and he notice)WTF?!??!!?!!?!?!?!?
hunter and tails:in a Пение voice)"We dont know what were doing."
zombies...
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