--Even my dreams are self-deprecating. I could levitate, and one of the NPC's called me Zen-master или something of the like. It was set against a zombie apocalypse, and when I realized I was immune to the virus или whatever, the 'audience' booed and asked why I should be the one who was immune. This had nothing to do with the story, but I wanted to share. This is my article.--

The End-Of-Day redaction was the most nauseating part of Diabo living in this new universe.
The sensation of being drawn into a vacuum was worse than finding out Chinese yo-yo's were made out of paper and a stick instead...

Everyone has friends... everyone needs friends...
I don't have any. My only friend since I escaped New Colony is gone now...
Everyone has friends... but me... everyone needs friends... and I probably do...

Terrence was tired of running, but the gang of Conduits that was chasing him had no problem with it. He'd get worn out soon, and it didn't look as though the Purists would come through here any time soon.
At the side of the road, Terrence was pretty sure he saw the Y of a slingshot...
The first Conduit got knocked down. Their anatomy meant they could withstand bullets from a Purist battalion,...

Scarlet sat on the couch, alone in the house, turning over the ripped fabric of her old skirt. She ran her tongue over her perfect teeth and recalled her days of being hostile. 
 
 "What a nice time that was,"said a dark voice in the back of her mind. She swallowed.
 "No, I hurt people," she responded. She knew that no one else was home, so she was comfortable talking to herself. 
 "Hoe, we had fun. You're a dumbass."
 "If I'm a dumbass, you're an assdumb," Scarlet сказал(-а) in a joking tone. "Ah, I украл, палантин Black Knight's quote."
 "What?... You're a fucking retard."
 "It takes one to know one, love."...

--Set in the FUUUTURRR. The Shah is repelling an attack from Great Britainfection. He's replaced Muval as the head of the Verdilight Virus (DS-1132 B) and Infected elephants. Because Verdilight is an animal virus. And crap.
Simon has a big army of whales, and he plans on destroying the Lytic Empire State after he gets done with That Place Near Tejas.
Cole powers a tank (lol), and the rest of the Family is protecting the Lytic Empire State's capitol, Manhattan.--

A great big flying whale!
A great big flying whale!
A great big flying кит are we in!
We've got this flying whale!
We've got this flying...

-Just posting this because K77 is a lazy dick and can't be bothered to just Удалить the shit out of my profiles. This is for her.

-EDIT-
Updated Профиль scheme. I'll work through my characters and Редактировать it to this, too.

Character Chart
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Usual...

She never cried. Never. There was never one moment in history that the Motava Virus cried and it meant something. Until the only person she had ever loved was taken away from her, that is. She sat up the whole night crying after it happened. She then hated her friend-from-once-upon-a-time even еще for taking him away.
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 He was terrified. He didn't know how much the virus cared for him. He never thought a mother of her. She was far too scary for that. He had to admit, though: She never really harmed him. Sure, she may have done things that were deemed unnecessary to him, but he discovered...

Erin was strange. And that was saying something. She liked to stay in her bedroom, in the massive basement under the house. The constant whir of her computers kept her calm. Silence worried her. To her, it meant that something bad was about to happen. Paranoia was like that. The fact that her psychotic uncle was separated only by a Стена kept her up at night. There was something wrong with that brawler. He didn’t seem to like her much either, seeing as she was higher up on the pack hierarchy. John hated that.

Erin stared at her multiple computer screens. She loved her computer. It was her pride...

.:The Social Worker:. BradshawHousehold

  Dominic was bustling around the house, his hair tied up, and sweat slicking his forehead. He was cleaning like mad, even dusting. Scarlet watched in fascination. 
 "Why are Ты so... Consuela today?" she asked. Dominic gave her a glance. 
 "Do Ты realise that the government has somehow found out about CandyPants and our living conditions?" he asked in a soft voice, careful not to wake the teen in question. "They have found that it is not suitable for a child."
 Scarlet's pupils contracted as she stared at her fiancé. As if a switch had been flipped,...

THE LONG AWAITED PART TWO HAS ARRIVED. Enjoy the lulz, readers~
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About three days passed since Evan Simons and Evan Lexell spoke. The grudge Simons harbored spiraled him into a pit of thoughts. Thoughts of what he could do to humiliate или possibly hurt the blonde kid. He often sat on a chair staring at nothing, the cogs in his head working as much as he could let them. The other family members soon became concerned for his sanity, as he withdrew to his room еще often than usual, and he didn't make any noise for hours on end.

Finally, the perfect idea came to him like...

--Theme? Rivalry/Characters? CandyPants, Cookie, Echo/Pairings? Cookie/CandyPants, Echo/Pursuit of CandyPants.--

A red chainsaw revved loudly in the parking-lot of an abandoned Walmart.
"Shh, he'll hear you," сказал(-а) a girl behind the guy with the chainsaw."He's the 'Lord of All That Is Heard.'"
"I'm perfectly aware of what the demon claims," сказал(-а) the guy. "But it's make a little noise to get ready или try to fight a monster with what is the equivalent of a plastic-and-steel club."
"Fine, but don't complain when he runs in and does something magic-like," сказал(-а) CandyPants.
Cookie adjusted his sunglasses,...

Full name: CandyPants Bradshaw
Pronunciation: Can-DEE PANTS Brad-shaw
Nickname(s) или Alias: None.
Gender: Female.
Species: Biological Virus/Conduit
Age: Physically 14
Birthday: June 10th
Sexuality: Straight.
Nationality: American.
Religion: Atheist.
City или town of birth: Middle of Nowhere, Kentucky 
Currently lives: Where ever her parents are.
Languages spoken: English and Spanish.
Native language: English.
Relationship Status: Single.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Height: 5'4
Weight: Depends on her needs.
Figure/build: Perhaps a bit skinny, but her breasts are ... Large. ._.
Hair colour: Auburn red with White and black...

Scarlet tries to Behave-- Prt. 1

 The Motava Virus knocked on the door of the therapist. The therapist looked through the peep-hole at the dangerous super-virus and groaned. He opened the door and narrowed his eyes as Scarlet cautiously stepped in, studying the surroundings. 
 "You got a new TV?" she asked him. He remained silent, daring her to remember her Назад session with him. "Oh."
 Dr. Milo Jones regretted ever taking in Scarlet Kaboss as his patient. She had problems, and she was withdrawn from telling him how he could help. 
 To tell the truth, the only words he had ever сказал(-а) to...

[x] I like skinny jeans.
[x] Музыка is life.
[x] I write/wrote poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[ ] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree звезда is.
[ ] I wear/wore converse
[ ] I wear/wore vans.
[ ] I wear/wore eyeliner.
[x] I have/had/want my lip pierced
[ ] I listen to The Used

Total = 4

[ ] I'm in a band
[ ] My screen name had/has an x in it
[x] I like/liked My Chemical Romance.
[x] I also like/liked Green Day.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[x] I sit in corners often.
[x] I hate MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself a lot, especially ones where Ты can't see my whole face.

Total...

The constant flick of the lighter was both a soothing and aggravating noise; soothing in the aspect of its familiarity, aggravating because Ты needed the damn thing to actually light. After fiddling with and shaking it numerous times, the flame finally decided to flicker to life in your hands and ignite the cigarette Ты held gently between your uncomfortably dry lips. As Ты inhale deeply and enjoy the smoke seep into your lungs, settle, and blow out, Ты feel your nervous shakes slowly dying down- You're finally calming down.

It's been a long день for you, between your father discovering...