*Genre: Fiction, humor, romance, :)*
Chapter 13
The день after
The Далее few hours were very painful, but we made it through it. Adam’s buddies appeared but never visited, which I am highly grateful for because Meredith and Talia are a handful already.
So the Далее day, I wake up early with a headache that feels like my brain was taken out and is being prodded and I can still feel it. I sigh as I rub my eyes and take my lovely time to go downstairs. I had forgotten about the guys from the drama during yesterday’s sleepover so imagine my surprise to find a boy lying facedown and snoring into our couch.
I happened to like that couch.
He wore paint spattered jeans and a t-shirt that was paint splattered too, and I could tell that he spent the whole night playing video games. Adam was right by the description, and I had to force myself to look away before he woke up and saw me staring at him like an idiot.
Wait a minute, this is my house!
I march over there and lightly tap his shoulder.
No response.
I take a подушка from the диван, мягкий уголок and throw it at him.
Still no response.
I sigh. “Don’t kill me Adam, and I’m presuming Ryler.”
I take a part of his sheets, which he’s wrapped in and pull.
Success.
He tumbles to the floor and makes an annoyed groan. “Dude! I know I was supposed to sleep in the guest room. But hey. Me? Video games? Ты know the deal.”
“First of all, I’m not a dude.” I say, and he looks up at me and blinks. Surprised. “And секунда of all. You? Video games? Ты spent the whole night on that, so it was still your fault.”
“Oh…um…sorry.” Ryler stands up and extends his hand. “Ryler, Ты must be Pamela.”
“Pam, call me Pam, или feel my wrath.” I say straight faced.
Ryler grins. “Warning accepted miss Pam Jones,”
I smile as I shake his hand. “Pleased to meet you, Ryler.”
“Seriously? Formality? This is not the 19th century.”
“Nor is it an age without manners,” I say, wisely.
There’s a knock on the door, and Ryler grins at me wickedly. “Better get that.”
I nod, and I walk up to the door. Now, imagine my surprise when I open the door to see Cal standing there.
“Cal?” I say, and a small ripple of happiness passes through me. “What are Ты doing here?”
“I’ve come to get Meredith,” he says, eyeing my pajama’s. “Nice night wear.”
I feel my blood boil at her name, and I’m even angrier with his rude greeting. “It’s 6:00 in the morning! She’s still sleeping!”
“Wake her.”
“No need to,” Meredith says appearing behind me. “I got your text miles away. Come on, honey.”
Then she walks up to him and kisses him on the mouth. Right in front of me. I’m so angry I slam the door in their faces.
Ryler chuckles behind me. “Someone’s not a morning person, I guess it’s a curse.”
I nod. “For Ты and me both.”
“Hey! Ты were the one that rudely woke me!”
“Because my other tactics didn’t work, I wouldn’t seriously do that to Ты on purpose.” I put on my best innocent face.
“Sure Ты won’t.” he laughs. “Want coffee?”
I wrinkle my nose. “Coffee doesn’t exist I this house, once upon a time it did and that was when half the house was trashed because of unused energy.”
Ryler cocked his head. “Juice then?”
“Absolutely. Serve me some масло, сливочное масло boy.” I say, plopping on the диван, мягкий уголок and turning on the tv.
“Butter boy?”
I give him a cheeky grin. “You’re my personal butler this morning. Now move! I don’t just pay Ты there to stand there and look pretty.”
“Pretty?!” He looks offended. “Handsome, you’ve made me lose some of my man points.”
“As if Ты already had some.” I mock.
“Oh trust me, I am a manly man.”
I laugh. “Just get me my juice.”
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Chapter 13
The день after
The Далее few hours were very painful, but we made it through it. Adam’s buddies appeared but never visited, which I am highly grateful for because Meredith and Talia are a handful already.
So the Далее day, I wake up early with a headache that feels like my brain was taken out and is being prodded and I can still feel it. I sigh as I rub my eyes and take my lovely time to go downstairs. I had forgotten about the guys from the drama during yesterday’s sleepover so imagine my surprise to find a boy lying facedown and snoring into our couch.
I happened to like that couch.
He wore paint spattered jeans and a t-shirt that was paint splattered too, and I could tell that he spent the whole night playing video games. Adam was right by the description, and I had to force myself to look away before he woke up and saw me staring at him like an idiot.
Wait a minute, this is my house!
I march over there and lightly tap his shoulder.
No response.
I take a подушка from the диван, мягкий уголок and throw it at him.
Still no response.
I sigh. “Don’t kill me Adam, and I’m presuming Ryler.”
I take a part of his sheets, which he’s wrapped in and pull.
Success.
He tumbles to the floor and makes an annoyed groan. “Dude! I know I was supposed to sleep in the guest room. But hey. Me? Video games? Ты know the deal.”
“First of all, I’m not a dude.” I say, and he looks up at me and blinks. Surprised. “And секунда of all. You? Video games? Ты spent the whole night on that, so it was still your fault.”
“Oh…um…sorry.” Ryler stands up and extends his hand. “Ryler, Ты must be Pamela.”
“Pam, call me Pam, или feel my wrath.” I say straight faced.
Ryler grins. “Warning accepted miss Pam Jones,”
I smile as I shake his hand. “Pleased to meet you, Ryler.”
“Seriously? Formality? This is not the 19th century.”
“Nor is it an age without manners,” I say, wisely.
There’s a knock on the door, and Ryler grins at me wickedly. “Better get that.”
I nod, and I walk up to the door. Now, imagine my surprise when I open the door to see Cal standing there.
“Cal?” I say, and a small ripple of happiness passes through me. “What are Ты doing here?”
“I’ve come to get Meredith,” he says, eyeing my pajama’s. “Nice night wear.”
I feel my blood boil at her name, and I’m even angrier with his rude greeting. “It’s 6:00 in the morning! She’s still sleeping!”
“Wake her.”
“No need to,” Meredith says appearing behind me. “I got your text miles away. Come on, honey.”
Then she walks up to him and kisses him on the mouth. Right in front of me. I’m so angry I slam the door in their faces.
Ryler chuckles behind me. “Someone’s not a morning person, I guess it’s a curse.”
I nod. “For Ты and me both.”
“Hey! Ты were the one that rudely woke me!”
“Because my other tactics didn’t work, I wouldn’t seriously do that to Ты on purpose.” I put on my best innocent face.
“Sure Ты won’t.” he laughs. “Want coffee?”
I wrinkle my nose. “Coffee doesn’t exist I this house, once upon a time it did and that was when half the house was trashed because of unused energy.”
Ryler cocked his head. “Juice then?”
“Absolutely. Serve me some масло, сливочное масло boy.” I say, plopping on the диван, мягкий уголок and turning on the tv.
“Butter boy?”
I give him a cheeky grin. “You’re my personal butler this morning. Now move! I don’t just pay Ты there to stand there and look pretty.”
“Pretty?!” He looks offended. “Handsome, you’ve made me lose some of my man points.”
“As if Ты already had some.” I mock.
“Oh trust me, I am a manly man.”
I laugh. “Just get me my juice.”
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I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store Далее door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say овца, овцы Вампиры Rock on them. Yeah, I Любовь the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with овца, овцы that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into овца, овцы Вампиры that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Кока-кола left from an год назад shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or Ты shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, или things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if Ты die from laughter, или possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Друзья all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Шоколад coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Любовь Harry Potter
или was it яблоко Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Друзья all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Шоколад coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Любовь Harry Potter
или was it яблоко Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!