Would Ты just listen and please don't say a word, just yet,
I'd like Ты to think back to the very first time we met,
How Ты felt around me? The memories we shared,
And just remember that once upon a time, Ты really cared.

Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried,
But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied,
That I told Ты the honest truth about why we were to split,
But now I'd like Ты to know that my сердце broke bit by bit.

The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years,
I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears,
Slowly I am rebuilding...

WARNING This Статья might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a Фан of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling Ты this because you'll read and Комментарий anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, okay let me get this right, Ты think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching Ты sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who Ты hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're...

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Did Ты know Intelligent people have еще zinc and copper in their hair?

Did Ты know Amanda Seyfried beat Rachel McAdams for the role of Sophie in the film 'Mamma Mia!' ?

Did Ты know the average French citizen eats 500 Snails a year?

Did Ты know that due to the different time zones, Santa has 38 hours to deliver gifts around the globe, which means he would have to visit 832 homes each second?

Did Ты know Johnny Depp turned down the role of John in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' ? Does that mean Brangelina could have been...

1. How do Ты feel being nominated as twilightlover73 Фан of the month?
Wow, I'm thrilled and honored. I didn't even know Ты nominated me. Thanks guys! You're the best!

2. Tell us something about you.
Well my name is Sara. I come from Europe. I'm 15. I've got two younger sisters and adorable little dog. I'm obsessed with shoes, jewelry, some Fanpop клубы and The Vampire Diaries. I enjoy making Иконки and banners and I Любовь reading.

3. What do Ты do the most on here?
Mostly I go through the picks and participate in Иконка competition. Sometimes I add Иконки или photos. But I promise to try to be more...

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Your peacock
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[Verse 1]
Word on the street, Ты got somethin' to Показать me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote

Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin,...

Uh that's hot

Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When Ты lick your lips while Ты check me out

Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you

If Ты want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If Ты wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if Ты catch me
You're gonna have to Показать me
How bad Ты really want my whoa-oa-oa

Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think Ты kinda know it
Really hopin Ты don't...

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't cause you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we Остаться в живых it
So I'm gonna bring it back
I Любовь the dirty, dirty
'Cause niggas Показать me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They Любовь to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch Ты get...

If you're a Фан of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.

This one is for the stupid Книги like twilight
Where Вампиры sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true Вампиры and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of...

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
Spit it out cuz I'm dying for company

I notice that Ты got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it
to the Далее level, baby
If Ты want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby, let me blow your mind
tonight

[Chorus:]
I can’t take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what Ты waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh. [8x]

Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get Ты off with the touch dancing in the dark

You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticing Ты staring
You...

1. When a twilight Фан says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Вопросы about twilight that Ты can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Сообщить on the most boring Книги of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Ты hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Автор and her Книги make want to poke...

Easy come, easy go
That's just how Ты live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But Ты never give
Should've known Ты was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

[Bridge]
Gave Ты all I had
And Ты tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, Ты did
To give me all your love
Is all I ever asked
Cause what Ты don't understand
Is

[Chorus]
I'd catch a grenade for Ты (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for Ты (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for Ты (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for Ты (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet...

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!

Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!

Jacob is an idiot, who falls in Любовь with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for Показ Ты this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...