What is the the most impolite Вопрос Ты can ask a vampire?

do u sparkle when ur in the sun??

So your the devil's rejects I take it?

Dont u get tired of sucking blood,u blood sucker??

"Are Ты a retard?"

... Well, it is a rude Вопрос in general, so why would it apply differently to vampires?

How hard do Ты suck?

"what can kill you?"
I think a vampire would get mad if Ты asked him/her that, because he/she would think that Ты whant to kill him/her.

Why is your hair so neat if u cant see yourself in the mirror?

how old are Ты really?

Ты dont sparkle(twilight) или need a ring to protect Ты from the sun?(vampire diaries)ugh!!!!!
fuck it!!!!fuck you!!!!!!dammit!!!!you are an asshole!!!!!!!go to hell!!!!!!!!































i would never say this to a vampire though.i gotta have my vampires.I <3 vamps.I like my men cold,dead, and sparkling.

Do Ты sparkle?

Talk about rude!

"Are Ты a Cullen?"

OR


"Why aren't Ты sparkling?!"

would Ты class yourself as a glorified coffin dodger?

CAN U TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE I SO F WANT TO BE ON

do u want to eat me

why are Ты so hot

Ты better be a swallower сука !