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Let’s talk about first bosses. They are usually a еще powerful (Most of the time) enemy then the ones Ты have met before, and are the first ones to test your abilities and are a stepping stone for later bosses and challenges in the game. Usually, first bosses are pretty easy, as they help Ты learn what to do and how to get used to the game ahead…. BUT, there are then those first bosses that come along and take none of your crap. These guys basically give Ты a challenge right when Ты start the game, without any warning или anything. So, before I begin, let’s go over some rules. First, only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. So, seeing as I have never played Dark Souls или Demon's Souls, I will not be posting either first boss from those games. So, with all that сказал(-а) and done, let’s start the list

#10: Carlito from Dead Rising



Talk about being a douchebag straight from the start. When Ты first fight him, Ты are totally unprepared and are getting shot right when Ты get there. And if Ты are like me when I played this game for the first time, I had no idea where to go, so I was getting shot until I eventually died and had to start over at a save point. The problem with this fight is that Carlito is up on a higher platform, and you’re just stuck on the ground below. And not to mention, he has a machine gun, and Ты have a puny little pistol. Also, Ты only have four blocks of health and can only hold four items at this point of the game, so trying to keep from dying is easier сказал(-а) than done. It also doesn’t help that if Ты get to close, Carlito will throw grenades at Ты and those hurt Ты a lot. Oh, and of course, your crosshair for the pistol has to Переместить at a snail's pace when Ты try to aim, so getting shot isn’t too hard. Oh, and get this. This is the easiest of the three fights. Yeah, this is the easiest. After this, you're getting shot from a distance with a sniper rifle, and after that, you're getting rundown by a goddamn truck. So why is this boss fight lower? Because if Ты manage to get the Zombie Genocider achievement, Ты can use the Mega Buster to beat him in seconds, making it a pathetically easy boss fight.

#9: Skelter Helter from No еще Герои 2



I would Комментарий on how awesome this guy looks, and that sword makes him look like a badass looking облако Strife (Cloud is badass too, don’t worry), but Ты don’t want to hear about this guy who want’s to kill Travis for killing his brother. Ты want to hear about how hard he is. Now, on Sweet and Normal <ode, he’s pretty alright. But if Ты play the game on горький Mode, just remember that Ты have no idea what you’ve brought upon yourself. He will begin spamming the hell out of his strikes, and don’t even think about trying to distance yourself from him, because he will then begin shooting at Ты with his gun, and it will badly hurt you. The only way to beat him is to just keep striking at him with your sword and hope he goes down before Ты do. However, he’s lower too because, like I said, he is only this difficult if Ты play the game on горький mode.

#8: Olga Gurlukovich from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty



This is actually a boss fight I kind of enjoyed. However, it is still a pretty challenging boss fight for a first boss. Ты start by fighting her in a gunfight. However, while Ты use a simple tranquilizer gun, she uses a real pistol. She will do everything she can to stay behind cover, and she moves real quick, so it’s pretty hard to hit her. However, after you’ve hit her a few times, things begin to get tricky. She will then shoot a tarp out from some boxes to keep herself hidden from you, while she keeps shooting at you. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after Ты get past that one, she will then shoot a light at your direction, which makes it way to hard to see her from the blinding light while she takes potshots at you. And it really doesn’t help that she throws grenades at Ты if Ты stand in one spot for too long. As difficult as she is, she’s lower because I have never actually died to her. Still a hard, but fun boss fight though

#7: Gohma from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



Remember Gohma from Ocarina of Time. Remember how freaking easy she is. Well, Wind Waker brought her back, only now as a giant lava bug with armor… So yeah, she kinda upgraded from the last time we saw her. Gohma is a lot harder, let me tell you. Ты still have to hit her eye (Because Ты know, that’s what 99% of Zelda bosses weak spots are). However, she isn’t just going to let Ты hit is, as she constantly covers it with her armored shell. So, Ты need to use your grappling hook to свинг, качели across the ceiling and hit Gohma with it three times. After Ты hit her three times, Ты then have to wail at her eyeball until she dies. What makes this hard is the fact that Ты only have three hearts, and Gohma is always trying to attack you, by swinging at you, или breathing very dangerous огонь on you. It’s really hard, and it’s probably best to keep that fairy from the room early at hand when meeting her. Though, just like Olga, I never died to Gohma. Hell, I never even used the fairy. Guess I’m just that good….. или maybe I just got really lucky.

#6: Guard скорпион from Final Фэнтези VII



Well, time to make an idiot of myself to the entire RPG world. Final Фэнтези VII was the first RPG I ever played, and a pretty good one to start with, if Ты ask me. But what was a really awful decision was the damn Guard Scorpion. This guy will come in at complete random, right when Ты are trying to get the basics down for this game. He will then throw everything he has at you, like stabbing Ты with his tail, firing lasers, или even freaking missiles at you. And since Ты did just start the game at this point, it isn’t that hard to believe that Ты are at a very low level at the moment, which means Ты do little damage and have little attack power. And since I was new to RPGs, I had no idea I could just heal myself with Phoenix Downs, so I died quite a lot. Thankfully, I learned overtime and after that…. the boss was still hard, but at least I won after that. I still don’t get why they thought this would be a good first boss. I mean, the other first bosses were at fun in a way. This guy is not at all fun. Shame on you.

#5: Del Lago from Resident Evil 4



When Ты start hearing about this thing from a few notes in the game, you’re probably thinking, “Eh, nothing a rocket launcher can’t fix”. But here’s the thing. Ты can’t use the rocket launcher. You’re not allowed to. You're stuck to using the damn harpoons. Every time Ты throw them, Ты have such a few chance of hitting him, and sometimes, Ты just don’t. The damn thing moves so fast, that it is nearly impossible to hit him unless he’s going straight. Also, he is always trying to ram into you, или knock Ты into giant land mounds to knock Ты into the water. When he does, you’d better press the A button as fast as hell, because if Ты don’t, he will eat Ты and it will result in an instant death. And hell, half the time, Ты can still do the exact right thing, and Ты still get eaten, all because you’re health was just a bit too low. Well, if I could just get back in the boat, I could fix that damn problem. Nothing, not even the Chicago Typewriter или even the goddamn Infinite Rocket Launcher can help in this fight. Is Del Lago the worst boss fight? No (That would be you, Jack Krauser. Ты suck), but he was not the best choice the for the game's first boss.

#4: Brock from Pokemon Yellow



If you're like me, Ты watched the Pokemon TV Показать a lot as a kid, and Ты remember Brock as a gigantic pervert. So, when I met him in Pokemon Yellow, I thought it would be a fun boss fight… All it ended with was with tears and a feeling of defeat. When I played this game, me, including all my Друзья who had this game at the time, were only able to catch Electric или Bug Pokemon, so I am pretty sure that everyone who had this could only catch those kinds of Pokemon (Unless you’re either a pro или a cheater), so when we got to Brock, not only was all Electric Pokemon moves ineffective, but some of them didn’t even get a little harmed. Nothing worked at all. So, I had to train all of my Pokemon and go back to the Pewter Gym to fight Brock again over four times before I was finally able to win. You’d think that the first boss to a Pokemon game wouldn’t be that hard, but let me tell you, Brock gives the Guard скорпион a run for it’s money.

#3: Robotnik from Sonic 2 (Game Gear Version)



Oh, and Ты thought Pokemon had a pathetic first boss. Well the original Sonic games are the king of easy first bosses. Not on Game Gear, though. Game Gear takes everything Ты have ever known from a first boss in a Sonic game and flips it all around. What happens is that Ты have no rings when the boss fight starts, and Ты are stuck on a sliding platform with a robotic сороконожка at the bottom. What Ты have to do is avoid the balls that come from the вверх and make them fall into the centipede. However, the balls bounce way too high, and Ты have to make a good choice weather to jump over the ball или утка under it. If Ты don’t do it, you’ll end up dying, because like I said, Ты have no rings. And trust me, there is no way to tell when it will end. Ты just gotta keep dodging and hope it will end before Ты die. And that is why the Game Gear Sonic games suck

#2: Murai from Ninja Gaiden Black



Like I сказал(-а) before, I have never played Dark Souls…. Mainly because after playing Ninja Gaiden Black, I don’t want to torture myself with another impossible game. When Ты first meet this guy, there is no doubt Ты will say “Oh, crap”. And that is the right reaction, because this guy is one of the hardest bosses I have fought in a long time. His nunchucks are swung so damn fast, that once he gets Ты stuck in it, it is not easy to get out of it. Not to mention, since the camera is locked onto him for the entirety of the fight, trying to control the camera in your favor is impossible. And those goddamn brown jumping ninjas will be the death of me one of these days. The only way to beat this guy is to keep your distance and wait for the right moment to strike, since he has no ranged attacks. And thank god for that, because this fight was bad enough with him throwing melee attacks at me. Though, what boss could possible be worse?

#1: Olaric from Return to замок Wolfenstein



I hate this boss… I hate this damn boss so much. Unlike all of the other bosses, Ты actually had to strategies as best as Ты can, no matter what. Each strategy making Ты feel good after Ты have finally defeated a challenging boss. But, this boss fight has no strategy. I actually had to cheat just to beat this boss, and in the end, I didn’t feel satisfied. I just felt empty. When Ты first get there, Ты find this find monster walking right toward you. At first, it seems okay, as Ты can just shoot at it, but before Ты know it, Olaric is sending spirits at Ты which, if they hit you… and they will, Ты will lose half of your health. And Olric ALWAYS sends spirits at you, so Ты will die after two hits. It is almost as if they directly programmed this cheap boss attack just so Ты could never ever beat the game. So, what do Ты have to do to beat this boss? Ты have to go back to a wall, stay hidden due to a glitch, and shoot at Olaric… I am not kidding. This boss is so hard, that instead of making it easier, they made sure that Ты had to cheat in order to beat the boss. There is no way to kill this boss without cheating. I’ve tried finding it, but there is no way. All Ты can do is keep shooting from behind this wall, and just wait to win. And no, I didn’t feel satisfied. I felt empty. That boss fight was terrible. It was just awful. How could anyone program it this way. This is a boss that is so hard, that the only way to beat it is to cheat, and that is why this is the hardest first boss I have ever seen.

So, there Ты have it. Did Ты enjoy the list? Tell me what Ты thought of it. With that said, I will see Ты all Далее time.
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi Далее victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like Ты
Wind: … Yeah Ты do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do Ты think I’m giving Ты a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like Ты can learn (Points a large нож at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Назад episode how Ты сказал(-а) we might get killed by assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Ты still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Ты have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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#20: Энджел Beats



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#30: Arthur



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Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
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~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do Ты like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the день before that, and the день before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. Ты have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL Ты JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate Ты already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are Ты moving
Villager: Do Ты ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....
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Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Показать that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Ты everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Ты very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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