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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball кепка, колпачок backwards* I bet Ты have a nice cock!
кепка, колпачок Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, Ты know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: Ты gotta get his Друзья to Присоединиться you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then Ты fit as many of them as Ты can into your body.
Kat: She's right.

They walk inside.

Marisa: I have sex with еще men than all of Ты put together. Why are Ты telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.

Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.

Masuke: Oh is that a fact?

Cassandra & Her Друзья turned around to face Masuke, and her group.

Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do Ты know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want Ты to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*

Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.

Molly: These cameras have 24 час batteries. Ты are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what Ты have to do to win.

Everyone except Stephanie laughed.

Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are Ты kidding?
Stacey: We need Ты Stephanie. If Ты leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess Ты will.

As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.

Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck Ты at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two еще up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*

Meanwhile, Masuke's Друзья were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Друзья were up to.

Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.

When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Друзья sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.

Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 by the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat Видео don't count.

Everyone gave her an odd look.

Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did Ты beat us?!
Alinah: Well, Ты see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*

The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.

Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.

Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.

Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Друзья Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have Ты in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let Ты know what'll happen in the Далее episode.
Fat Pat: Далее up in тако Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast Еда restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And Ты don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole Список about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, или just в общем и целом, общая douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that Ты feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way или another I find disgusting, immature sex или rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... Ты see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, еще condensed reviews but Ты get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, или didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out by saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to Любовь & Death Corporated, where our Слоган is “You Only Live Once”. What is Любовь & Death Co. Ты ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are Ты familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When Ты die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, Ты could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if Ты are a bad egg, Ты will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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Have Ты ever heard of the legendary рамен, ramen, рамэн Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter Далее A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this Аниме short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but by lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the Последнее years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Письмо behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Присоединиться the ranks of washed up directors like...
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Ты know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the Фильмы for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent холм, хилл franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve еще Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve еще attention или if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but Ты gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. Ты just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter заворачивать, обертывание Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… или is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes или Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes или helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point или another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was at Sweet яблоко Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with радуга Dash, and we were going to Переместить into a very nice house by a кекс factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the хобот, ствол of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What Ты really want...
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five минуты Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, Ты don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, Ты can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim Оружие at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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(And now Обои don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY месяц is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY месяц marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The Далее review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed by lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can Переместить on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was еще of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Конфеты Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much еще interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way еще fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this Список is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years назад I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA by the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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