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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* Ты sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, Ты killed five of the guards, and Ты don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting Далее to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: Ты call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: Ты have nowhere to go Wind.
Wind: Bullshit Ты asshole. *Starts going up a spiral case of stairs*

Song: link

Wind: I have a teleporter I've been working on with some fairies. It was worth a lot of rupees, but I'm glad I'll be leaving this shithole for good.

Going upstairs would take a long time. Wind was currently on the секунда floor, and the teleporter he got is on the 70th floor.

Wind: *As he walks upstairs, he passes lots of moss on the walls, some broken windows, and cobwebs*

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2

Wind: *On the 11th floor* What the hell do people leave here?
8-Bit Link: *In a room with a door open*
CDI Link: *Holding a hamburger, not knowing what to do with it* Huh?
Gwonam: *On his carpet* Your majesty.
Wind: *Passes him* Shut up. *Continues walking to the 70th floor* I didn't think any other people would be up here.

Starring Wind and Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

CDI Ganon: *Standing in front of Wind* Присоединиться me Link-
Wind: He's downstairs. *Pushes Ganon downstairs*
Ganon: *Lands Далее to CDI Link*
Link: *Looks at Ganon* What happened?
Wind: *On the 30th floor*

Also starring Sean The Hedgehog and радуга Dash

Tetra: Would Ты like to buy a Wii for 3,000 rupees?
Wind: Fuck no. *Continues walking* I can see why no one goes through this section of the castle. Good thing I put my teleporter at the top.

Also starring Doctor Eggman

Wind: *On the 40th floor*
CDI Zelda: *Sees a bird flying above her, and swings her sword, missing the bird* Got him.
Wind: *Shakes his head in disapproval* Retard.

And featuring Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Tingle: *Falls from the ceiling, and follows Wind*
Wind: Fuck no!! *Gets his sword, and stabs Tingle*
Tingle: *Falls down the stairs*
CDI Zelda: *Swings her sword at Tingle, but misses* Got him. *Hits herself in the leg, and falls down with him*
CDI Link: *Staring at Ganon with a blank expression*
CDI Zelda: *Lands on Ganon, and Tingle lands on вверх of her*
Wind: *Continues walking to the 70th floor. He is currently on floor 59*
Morshu: *On floor 65, working on a clock. He is looking inside, watching the gear run to make sure everything does what it's supposed to do*
Wind: *Continues walking, but stops when he sees Morshu* Not this guy.
Morshu: Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs. Ты want it? *Holding bombs* It's yours my friend, as long as Ты DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!! *Throws two bombs*
Wind: *Kicks them back to Morshu*
Morshu: *Dies*
Wind: *Continues walking* I wonder what'll happen to this place after I leave. They might resort to cannibalism, and eat each other. Too bad I won't be sticking around to see that.
CDI King: *On floor 69 with CDI Mario* I wonder what's for dinner.
CDI Mario: Toast.
Wind: *Walks past them* Now I really want to leave this place. *Makes it to his teleporter* Let's make sure everything is in place before I try this.

The teleporter was just a круг carpet with a stick sticking out of it.

Wind: Yes, everything seems to be in order. *Stands on the carpet, and grabs the stick. On the stick is a screen with names of places for Wind to teleport to*
Teleporter: Where would Ты like to go?
Wind: *Looks at Earth, гриб Kingdom, Los Santos, and Equestria* Equestria sounds interesting. Let's check that out. *Taps Equestria*

Lightning started to surround Wind as it came from the carpet. Three claps of thunder came from the lightning, and Wind vanished.

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
радуга Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine Оружие were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
радуга Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
радуга Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice one Dash. The enemy barracks should be half a mile ahead of us.
Wind: *Teleports in the middle of the road, and looks around* Interesting.
Sean: *Sees Wind, and hits the brakes*
радуга Dash: *Stops her car*
Sean: *Stops* Dammit. We got a civilian blocking the road.
Wind: *Looks into Sean's car* Excuse me, I nearly died thanks to you, and your machine. What is it anyway?
Sean: This is a Corvette, and if you're so concerned about getting run over, maybe Ты should stay off the street.
Wind: I just teleported here. *Shows him the teleporter* See this thing?
Sean: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: None of your business, I'm going into town. *Walks away*
радуга Dash: Do Ты even know where to go?
Wind: I'll find out on my own, Ты continue driving your Corvettes.
радуга Dash: My car is a Challenger. Sean's the one with the Corvette.
Wind: I don't give a fuck. Go back to whatever it was Ты were doing.
Sean: *Sarcastic* Well, he seemed bright.
радуга Dash: *Also sarcastic* And cheerful.
Sean: Let's continue our mission. We need to get Eggman's army out of here.

They drove off, heading towards the barracks they were going to attack.

Wind: *In Ponyville* Looks like everyone here is a talking horse.
Lyra: Whoa, check it out Bonbon, a human! *Runs towards Wind*
Wind: Hey, take it easy. *Backs away from Lyra* Does everyone act as hyper as you?
Lyra: It talks too!!
Wind: Of course I talk.
Bonbon: Ты must be from a different world. Humans don't talk here.
Wind: Oh, I see. In this world, Лошади act like humans, and vice versa.
Lyra: Yes.
Bonbon: Where did Ты come from?
Wind: Hyrule. A shitty place, don't ever go there.
Lyra: *Looks at the teleporter* Whoa! *Takes it*
Wind: Hey!
Lyra: This is cool! What is it?
Wind: That's none of your business! It's mine!
Lyra: *Breaks it* Oops.
Wind: That's it. *Gets his sword* I want Ты to leave me alone now!
Twilight: *Arrives* Yo, what the fuck is this shit man?!
Bonbon: Oh, Twilight. Ты still have that voice Celestia gave you.
Twilight: No shit. Now what's going on here?!?
Wind: These two won't leave me alone, so I'm threatening them.
Twilight: Is this a dream?
Wind: No, I'm a talking human. Deal with it.
Twilight: Where do Ты live man?
Wind: So far, nowhere.
Twilight: Would Ты like to live at my castle?
Wind: Ты have a castle?
Twilight: Yes.
Wind: One question. What is your personality?
Twilight: Man, what does that have to do with anything? Ты living with me или not?
Wind: No thanks, I'm going to find a place to live by myself.
Twilight: Fuck Ты man, I ain't takin' no for an answer. *Uses magic to carry Wind*
Wind: Hey! What is this?! Help!!! I'm being abducted by a witch!!!
Ponies: *Confused*
Twilight: *Flies away with Wind*
Wind: This is witchcraft!!!!!!!! Burn her!!!!!!!!

Sean and радуга Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
радуга Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one еще thing we need. *Opens the хобот, ствол of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
радуга Dash: Ты must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with радуга Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
радуга Dash: *Shoots them with her shotgun*
Sean: *Goes into a room, and shoots everyone inside*
радуга Dash: *Moves forward*
Sean: *Behind радуга Dash*

The hallway up ahead ended, and there were only two ways to go. Left, или right.

Sean: *Signals радуга Dash to go right, as he goes left*
радуга Dash: *Goes right, and shoots a Nazi*
Nazi: Ahh! *Dies*
Sean: *Takes cover behind a box, and shoots two Nazis*

They continued, and met each other at the start of another hallway.

Sean: Looks like we walked around a square.
радуга Dash: Least we're not walking in circles.
Sean: *Moves forward*
радуга Dash: *Follows Sean* What is it we're looking for?
Sean: The weapon room. There should be lots of explosives.
радуга Dash: Now I see what the bombs are for.
Nazis: *Get in front of them, and start shooting*
Sean: Get back, use the walls for cover! *Runs back to the start of the hallway*
радуга Dash: *Flies above Sean*

They made it, nearly getting shot during the process.

Sean: Cover me. I'll take them down. *Shoots down all of the Nazis in front of them*
Nazi: *Appears in front of радуга Dash* Halt!
радуга Dash: *Shoots him*
Sean: Good work. Переместить up.

They made it into the weapon's room.

Sean: *Looks at six fuel tanks Далее to each other* If any of Eggman's soldiers come in here, shoot them.
*Goes to the fuel tanks*
радуга Dash: *Watching the door*
Sean: *Leaves the backpack on the ground, only taking out one bomb. He sets it to 3 minutes* The rest of the bombs will explode once this gets set off. *Runs to радуга Dash* Let's get out of here. Fly to the entrance as fast as Ты can. Don't stop for anything until Ты get to your car. I'll meet Ты there.
радуга Dash: Roger. *Flies back to her car*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control. *Teleports between his car, and радуга Dash's*
радуга Dash: *Arrives*
Sean: Let's get out of here.

They got into their cars, and drove off. 2 минуты and 45 секунды later, the barracks were destroyed by the bombs.

Stop the song

Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and радуга Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the пони Alliance.
Nazi: What do Ты want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. Ты are our leader.
Eggman: I want Ты to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, или just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do Ты want us to do?
Eggman: Make еще tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they will surrender to us in half a minute.
Nazi: We will do that now. *Salutes* Heil Eggman.

Meanwhile, Twilight was with Wind in her castle.

Twilight: Nigga this is my place, and Ты ain't leavin!
Wind: Why are Ты keeping me here?
Twilight: Because Ты have nowhere to go man. Plus, how else is there going to be any Why Wind Shouldn't Visit Ponyville episodes?
Wind: What the fuck are Ты talking about?
Spike: *Arrives* Twilight, what's with the talking human?
Wind: *Looks at Spike* And what's with this ripoff of Yoshi?
Twilight: That's Spike, and he's a baby dragon.
Wind: Is he your slave?
Spike: A what?
Twilight: Man, what the fuck?!!?
Wind: I'll take that as a yes. So, if I'm staying with you, where am I going to sleep? Better yet, give me your bed, because Ты don't deserve it.

Twilight then kicked Wind out of the castle.

Wind: Thanks for your hospitality!! Asshole! *Remembers his teleporter* Oh crap!! She has my teleporter.
Sean: *Stops behind Wind in his car*
радуга Dash: *Stops Далее to Sean*
Wind: Oh great, it's these two again.
Sean: Here we go again. *Gets out* Hello.
Wind: Well, I'm glad to see Ты two aren't trying to run me over.
Sean: And we're glad Ты decided to not kill yourself by standing in the middle of a road.
Wind: This place sucks. How do I get the fuck out of here?
радуга Dash: What's so bad about this place?
Wind: Are Ты kidding me?
Sean: Things are just going off to a bad start for you, trust me. Why don't we go inside the castle?
Wind: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
радуга Dash: Why not?
Wind: Twilight's an asshole.
Sean: Well she did try to rob Pinkie Pie.
радуга Dash: But that was four months ago. She hasn't done anything bad since that.
Wind: She kicked me out of here because I want to sleep in her bed.
радуга Dash: So, where are Ты going to live?
Wind: I have no idea.
Sean: My mansion is not a good idea. There's still a few parts I have to finish.
радуга Dash: How close is it to being complete?
Sean: I just need to install a sink in the kitchen, build a couple of rooms on the секунда floor, and add еще tiles to the roof. Then, after I paint the entire thing, it'll be ready.
радуга Dash: Why don't Ты come live with me?
Wind: Do I have any other choice?
радуга Dash: Would Ты rather roam the streets being homeless?
Wind: Since Ты put it that way, I accept your offer, but don't boss me around like Twilight. Ты let me do whatever I want, and we'll get along just fine.
радуга Dash: I have no problem with that. Let's go.
Wind: You're way too fucking optimistic. Ты know that? *Gets in радуга Dash's car*

And so, Sean and радуга Dash took Wind to the cloudhouse.

Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in радуга Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
радуга Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps Ты might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks at the phone* Let's see what Chrome does. *Goes on the internet* Twilight has my teleporter. What are we going to do about it?
радуга Dash: If Ты want to teleport places, my boyfriend Sean can help Ты out. Just ask him when we get to my place.
Wind: *Looking at the phone* I typed in your name, and there's something that says rule 34. What is that?
радуга Dash: *Snickers* Ты gotta find out for yourself.
Wind: *Looks at the rule 34 pics of радуга Dash* OH FUCK NO!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! *Gives радуга Dash her phone back*
радуга Dash: *Laughing*
Wind: It's not funny. People are insulting you.
радуга Dash: Ah, I don't care. They don't know what I look like in real life. *Sees a portal open in front of her* Oh shit!! *Swerves to the right*
Sean: What is that?
Nazis: *Arriving in tanks*
Sean: Eggman sent еще soldiers in tanks!! *Drives left* Dash, use your grenade launchers!
радуга Dash: *Turns her car around, and shoots four grenades at a tank*

One tank explodes, and it blocks the portal.

Sean: Nice. There's only three left. Let's get out of here before they crush us. *Floors it*
радуга Dash: *Follows Sean*
Wind: Where are we going?
радуга Dash: Somewhere where they can't get a good view of us.
Sean: This should be good enough. *Stops his car*
радуга Dash: *Turns her car around so the grenade launchers are facing the tanks*
Sean: *Launches a remote controlled missile* I'm going for the tank that's further away. Ты take out the other two.
радуга Dash: I'm on it. *Launches four grenades*
Sean: *Hits the 3rd tank with his missile* Kill confirmed.
радуга Dash: *Watches the 1st tank blow up* That секунда tank is stuck.

It couldn't go around. It was stuck between the first, and third tank.

Nazi: Damnt! How do I take out those bastards?
Sean: Allow me. *Launches another missile*
Nazi: *Sees the ракета coming towards him* Ah!! *Dies*
Wind: ..........................I take back everything I said. That, was, AWESOME!! Ты guys have bad жопа, попка weapons, that I wish we had back at Hyrule. All of our weapons are crap compared to what Ты two have!
радуга Dash: Glad to hear that.
Sean: *Hearing airplanes* Sounds like Eggman got some bombers in here as well.
радуга Dash: We better hurry to my place, and call Celestia. *Drives*
Sean: *Follows*

Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked by airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do Ты two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are радуга Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and Rarity were taken to the hospital.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey got hurt from a few of zhe bombs.
Applejack: And радуга probably went to get Celestia.
Twilight: *Angry* Man, FUCK CELESTIA!! WE DON'T NEED HER!
Applejack: Twilight, she can help us-
Twilight: She changed my voice man! Now I sound like a fuckin' black guy!
Pinkie Pie: Do Ты know how Fluttershy feels?
Twilight: Man, we can take 'em down ourselves.

Master Sword stopped his car near радуга Dash's cloudhouse.

Master Sword: *Runs until he is below the house* радуга Dash!! Let me in!! Hey!!!!
Sean: *Looks down* Master Sword, what are Ты doing here?
Master Sword: Well, I saw these planes coming from a portal, but it closed, and these humans set up an airbase, and I thought they were part of Eggman's army, so I thought about you, but I couldn't find you, so I decided to see радуга Dash, because I know Ты two дата each other, and I knew she would tell Ты this important information I have, but now that you're here, I can tell you. Now, please let me up.
Sean: Climb up the ladder to your right.
Master Sword: *Goes up the ladder*
радуга Dash: *On the phone* Understood.. Right, thanks. *Hangs up*
Wind: Any luck with that call?
радуга Dash: Celestia's in Fillydelphia, but when she returns, a guard will let her know.
Sean: Dash, look who came to see us.
Master Sword: Hello.
радуга Dash: Hi. What's happening?
Master Sword: Those humans that were flying the planes from the portals set up an airbase.
Sean: Already? How the hell did they manage that?

At the airbase.

Nazis: *Watching over their airplanes. They have bombers, and fighters*
Metal Sonic: Sonic may not be here, but his cousin is better than nothing.
Eggman: *In Mobius* Although the tanks were not successful, our attacks from up above were. We already have an airbase set up thanks to Metal Sonic being very quick. He gathered up all the resources, and built the base in 45 seconds, a new record. Get еще portals set up so we can have еще tanks, trucks, and airplanes sent into Equestria. We must also get some howitzers inside.
Nazi: Yes Doctor. We will see to it at once. *Walks away*
Eggman: Sonic maybe difficult to catch, but his cousin will die once I give him my "present." *Laughs*

Sean and радуга Dash entered Twilight's замок in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and радуга Dash, I would like Ты two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as Ты can.
Wind: Sabotage is one of my Избранное things to do.
Celestia: Good. Pinkie Pie, I need Ты to go deliver your baked goods to the hospital for all of our patients.
Pinkie Pie: I Любовь doing zhat! I'm German, so my baked goods are really really good!!
Sean: *Snickers* She's got a great personality.
Wind: I hate it.
Celestia: Applejack, I want Ты to help manufacture some weapons. Ты will meet with a stallion named George Tildon. He will be at the train station in 20 minutes. Do not be late.
Applejack: I won't let Ты down Princess. I'm going there now. *Goes*
Celestia: And Twilight, I got a good job for you.
Twilight: What is it?
Celestia: Stay here with Spike. Two of my royal guards will arrive to give Ты some blueprints of an airplane that will be designed. I want Ты to use your magic to make those planes.
Twilight: Man, why don't Ты do that?! I want to get in the action like Sean, радуга Dash, Applejack, and the others. Why do I have to stay here and do something boring?!?
Celestia: It's not boring, and it's very important. Everyone, go do your jobs.

Everyone except Celestia and Twilight left.

Celestia: I expect Ты to obey my orders, otherwise I will take your wings away, and you'll never be a princess ever again. *Teleports out of the castle*
Twilight: *Goes into her room*
Spike: Twilight, what's wrong?
Twilight: Man, I think Celestia doesn't like me anymore.
Spike: That's ridiculous. She does care about you. Making those airplanes for us to stop Eggman's army is a very important job.
Twilight: But that ain't what I want! I want to fight against them! Not make stuff! If Celestia won't give me what I want, I will go against her!! *Teleports into Canterlot*
Spike: *Annoyed* Twilight, you're such an idiot.
Royal Guards: *In the castle, minding their own business*
Twilight: *Appears*
Guards: Princess Twilight, we were just going to see-
Twilight: *Uses magic to make a Thompson appear*
Guards: Twilight?
Twilight: *Shoots the Royal Guards*
Celestia: What was that?
Luna: Gunfire. We must go down there right now!
Twilight: *Shoots four еще Royal Guards, and takes cover behind a Стена while reloading*
Royal Guards: *Returning fire, but every bullet hits the wall*
Twilight: *Shoots them*

Song: link

Celestia & Luna: Twilight!! Stop this right now!!
Twilight: Fuck you!! I am part of Eggman's army now!!
Celestia & Luna: *Shoot magic beams from their horns*
Twilight: *Shoots a magic beam from her horn*

A big ball of light was now between the three alicorns.

Luna: We're going to beat her.
Twilight: *Makes the ball go towards them*
Celestia: I don't believe this!
Twilight: *Gets the ball closer, and uses her gun to shoot the two princesses*

They died from the ball exploding.

Royal Guards: *Arriving* Twilight. What have Ты done?
Twilight: *Kills them all with her gun*

Once that was done, Twilight flew away from the castle. She was going to talk to Eggman, and let him know she wanted to Присоединиться him.

Sean arrived at the airbase with радуга Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did Ты get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* Ты have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
радуга Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call Ты Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
радуга Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*

Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.

радуга Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* Ты could have дана away our position.
Wind: Эй, sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have Ты ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have Ты ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.

The four of them quietly got to the airbase.

Sean: *Opens his backpack*
радуга Dash: Ты got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* Ты three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
радуга Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.

There were three еще hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. By the time that was done, they were leaving the base.

Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
радуга Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I сказал(-а) get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with радуга Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has дана me bullet proof armor. Ты can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat Ты another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* Ты don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a ракета from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the ракета in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. Ты can prevent that from happening if Ты surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.

The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.

Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if Ты can Ты Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*

Eggman arrived just in time to see his airbase destroyed.

Eggman: I want the son of a сука responsible for this!!
Nazi: He's probably gone by now Doctor.
Twilight: *Arriving*
Nazi: Sir, *Points a gun at her* It's one of them!
Eggman: Stand down, she's not attacking us. We won't attack her.
Twilight: *Lands in front of Eggman* Man, I wanna Присоединиться Ты guys.
Eggman: Why?
Twilight: Because Celestia's an asshole! That's why I killed her and Luna, along with hundreds of her guards!
Eggman: Ты did, eh? Well then, welcome to my army.
Nazi: Doctor, have Ты Остаться в живых your mind?
Eggman: Yes, I Остаться в живых my mind when I was 3. Never found it since. Why do Ты think I'm a crazy man trying to destroy all of humanity, and replace them with machines?
Nazi: Well, I don't think it's wise to let this cute horse joi-
Twilight: *Chokes the Nazi with her magic* I find that word to be insulting.
Nazi: *Continues to choke*
Eggman: Twilight, release him.
Twilight: As Ты wish. *Lets him go*
Nazi: *Falls down while breathing*
Eggman: Do Ты still think it's not wise to have her on our side?
Nazi: ....
Twilight: I can also do this. *Uses her magic to fix the airbase, and all of the planes*
Eggman: Haha! Excellent!! We have the entire airbase operating again! Now, where should we attack next?
Twilight: Man, how about the Crystal Empire?
Eggman: *Nods* Показать me how to get there.

In Canterlot.

Sean: *Looking at the aftermath from Twilight's battle*
радуга Dash: There's a lot of dead guards.
Sean: Eggman must have had some of his soldiers do this while we were concentrating on their air base.
радуга Dash: *Sees Celestia, and Luna, and gasps*
Sean: *Sees Celestia, and Luna too* They're dead.
радуга Dash: *A tear comes out of her left eye*
Sean: I don't believe this, he actually killed them.
радуга Dash: *Cries, and hugs Sean*
Sean: *Hugging радуга Dash* Let's get out of here. Wind and Master Sword are waiting for us. We gotta get ready for our Далее mission.
радуга Dash: I'm gonna get that bastard for having Celestia, and Luna killed.

Everyone in the пони Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's Показать them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
Dispatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
пони Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
пони Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master Sword: *Shooting the soldiers on the airbase*
радуга Dash: Those bombers are heading away from us.
Sean: They could be trying to hit Canterlot, stop them.
Germans: *Passing Canterlot*
пони Alliance Soldiers: *Shooting anti aircraft guns*
Germans: *Pass Canterlot, without dropping any bombs*
пони Alliance Soldier: They didn't attack.
Dispatch Pony: What direction are they heading?
пони Alliance Soldier: It looks like they're heading for the Crystal Empire.
пони Pilots: *Shooting down two fighters, and a bomber*
Sean: Nice one.
Eggman: *Angry* Metal Sonic, Twilight, there's a special plane I have made for myself, but it also fits two people. Care to Присоединиться me?
Metal Sonic: With pleasure.
Dispatch Pony: Attention all pilots, we believe the Krauts are heading for The Crystal Empire, we need to stop them before they reach their destination.
Sean: I copy, we're heading after those bombers now.
Wind: There's too many Nazis out here, we need to lose them before we go after those bombers.
Sean: I have a plan. All pilots, follow me.

They flew back to Canterlot.

Nazis: *Following Sean, and his team as they return fire*
Sean: Hang in there, we're almost there.
пони Alliance Soldiers: *Hiding the anti aircraft Оружие with tarps, but they quickly pull them off, and shoot at the Nazis*
Nazi Pilots: *Turning around. Half of them are getting shot*
Wind: *Laughs*
Master Sword: Good thinking.
Sean: Now, on to the bombers. The other enemy pilots won't be following us anymore.

The bombers were in front of them. 70 planes were flying towards the bombers.

Nazi 19: Enemy pilots, behind us.
Nazi 359: Get the machine Оружие set up.
Nazis: *Get machine Оружие ready to attack their enemy*

Stop the song

Eggman: *Seeing his planes return from battle*
Nazis: *Land their planes*
Eggman: What is the meaning of this?!? Ты have a bunch of airplanes to take down!
Nazis: Anti aircraft fire. We're not going back out there.
Eggman: Ты are cowards! Luckily, Twilight Sparkle, and Metal Sonic are going with me to take them down. Are Ты coming with us, или not?
Nazi 46: What about the anti aircraft guns?
Eggman: Go around them!
Nazis: Oh. We didn't think of that.
Eggman: Now let's go!

Eggman's plane was just like any ordinary fighter, but his had a 50 caliber machine gun on each side. The left one was controlled by Twilight, and the right one was controller by Metal Sonic.

Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my former friends. Friendship ain't magic anymore nigga!!!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: Seriously. Why did Ты let her Присоединиться us again?
Eggman: She's much еще powerful than you, despite her constant annoying rants. Get your machine Оружие ready, I'm going to start shooting down the enemies. *Shoots down Master Sword, and two еще ponies*
Master Sword: *Going down with the other two ponies*

Stop the song

радуга Dash: Master Sword, Ты three okay?
Master Sword: Only one of us died, and I'm just glad it's not me.
Eggman: We will keep shooting down the enemy pilots until we find Sean. He is our вверх priority.
Metal Sonic: Yes doctor.
Sean: *Passing under the bombers, goes up, and turns around once he gets over them, and shoots at all of them as they pass under him*
Nazi: How the hell is he doing that?!
Eggman: I see him, above our bombers.
Twilight: *Aims his machine gun, and fires at Sean*
Sean: *Takes a few hits, and looks to his right* Eggman. *Turns around, and follows Eggman*
Twilight: Yo! We're being followed!!
Eggman: Then shoot him!
Metal Sonic: We're trying to aim at him, but our Оружие aren't going far enough!
Sean: *Shoots Eggman's plane*
Eggman: *Turns right*
Sean: *Follows*
Metal Sonic: Almost there.
Sean: *Fires еще bullets*

They were now flying in circles.

Sean: Эй, Dash, give me a hand with Eggman.
радуга Dash: On my way. *Turns around, and flies towards the battle*
Metal Sonic: *Fires the 50 caliber machine gun* He's still too far to the right!
Twilight: I can't even see him!!
Eggman: *Sees several bullets hit the window of the cockpit* Where did those come from? *Looks left, and sees радуга Dash* Another enemy, 9' O Clock.
Twilight: *Spots радуга Dash, and shoots at her*
радуга Dash: I'm taking heavy damage. *Goes down under the plane*
Sean: Stay behind me.
радуга Dash: *Gets behind Sean*
Sean: *Continues to огонь еще bullets* I'm going to run out of ammo soon. How much do Ты have?
радуга Dash: Plenty to shoot down this son of a bitch.
Sean: How about it? *Turns to the right to get еще ammo for his plane*
радуга Dash: *Fires еще bullets at Eggman* He must have thick armor или something, because he's taken a lot of damage, and isn't going down yet. *Goes up to gain altitude, then goes down, and fires bullets at the cockpit*
Eggman: *Nearly getting shot, but tilts the plane clockwise*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots радуга Dash's plane*
радуга Dash: Ah! *Sees smoke coming from her plane* I'm going down!!
Sean: *Looks at радуга Dash* That asshole's gonna pay when I get him.
Eggman: *Following Sean*
Sean: I gotta lose him. *Goes up towards the clouds*
Eggman: You're not gonna get any cover from up there. *Shoots Sean's plane*
Sean: *His plane stops working* Shit, I almost made it. *Gets his parachute, jumps out, and lands on the wing of Eggman's plane* This isn't what I had in mind.

Song: link

Eggman: *Starts to go down*
Sean: *Holding on*
Twilight: *Shoots off Sean's parachute*
Sean: *Goes towards Twilight, and grabs the gun*
Twilight: *About to огонь еще bullets*
Sean: *Takes the gun out of her grasp*
Twilight: Yo, let me have your gun!
Metal Sonic: Why?
Twilight: Man, it's a fuckin' emergency!!
Sean: *Shoots Twilight, and Metal Sonic*
Eggman: *Flying towards the пони Alliance as they continue to fight his bombers* I only have fifteen left. Let me help them finish off those pesky ponies.
Sean: *The plane is going too fast for him, and he falls off, landing on a tree* I'm not finished yet. *Shoots Eggman's plane with the gun he took from Twilight*
Eggman: *Losing altitude in his plane* My engines have failed! I'll make that grey hedgehog regret this, one way или another!!

Stop the song

Sean: *Climbs down the tree*
радуга Dash: *Flies towards Sean* Hey.
Sean: You're okay.
радуга Dash: I heard on the radio that we took down all of those bombers.
Sean: I think I may have defeated Eggman. I don't know yet. I shot his plane a bunch of times with this machine gun, and I saw him lose altitude.
радуга Dash: *Hugs Sean, and kisses him*
Sean: And you're raising my altitude. *Kisses her*

As they continued to kiss, Wind and the other pilots of the пони Alliance flew over them.

The End

SeanTheHedgehog/WindWakerGuy430. Copyright 2015
Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the винтовка was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty секунды before opening огонь onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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Source: erhedfggh
 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best Друзья on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow Статья creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made еще Статьи than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my вверх 5 Избранное Статьи from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere Письмо it the other way.



Joe: Ты screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., Ты сказал(-а) that several times now..

Joe: Ты killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would Ты want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are Ты serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are Ты braindead или something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would Ты want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE Ты KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill Ты straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the колыбель and the silver spoon"
La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a Фан of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was сказал(-а) to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Друзья my own age. It’s not like I had no Друзья in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy час for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun огонь was a good день in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: Ты watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are Ты anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do Ты say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: Ты had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours назад
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask Ты a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need Ты to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are Ты the new огонь mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another пони on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, Ты must be my new огонь mare....
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide или something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the секунда guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a Стена and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a нож and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Wind: Okay, I know Ты guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until Ты tell us why it took a whole fucking месяц to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job Ты need to do, so bye
Link: A job, Ты think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the Далее place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Магазин to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: Ты had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need Ты to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures...
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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One час later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told Ты not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the Цвета of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: Ты mean your going out to compete in a deadly game Показать killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if Ты get first place, Ты will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ Ты really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't Ты know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give Ты the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer Космос stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to Показать a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were Ты guys expecting. With that I will see Ты all Далее time
 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are Ты done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this Ты are saying
Joe:...
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