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So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent холм, хилл 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent холм, хилл 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far еще at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s bodyguard to Поиск for his missing daughter, Ashley, in a rural European town. But once he arrives, he finds the town taken over by a parasite found by a dangerous terrorist cult in hopes of taking over the world. What follows his crazy American action, gross monsters, attractive women, and a lot of villagers slaughtered in the hopes of one white girl with palystic stew. Resident Evil 4 is the first in it’s main series to make a massive jump from horror into action, and yet somehow, despite that, it managed to please everyone. I never hear people say they hate Resident Evil 4 или call it a bad game. Sure, some say it’s not THAT good, like best game ever made good, but they don’t outright hate it. And it’s for good reason. Resident Evil 4 does so much right and then some. The gameplay is a lot different now from the Назад game of shooting enemies in a slow manor and conserving bullets. Ты now have a plethora of weapons to carry, from handguns, shotguns, rifles, assault rifles, and crazy broken weapons like the Chicago Typewriter and the Hand Cannon. Ты also have access to grenades like normal exploding Hand Grenades, Incendiary Grenades that set things of fire, and Flash Grenades that blind enemies, and kill the parasitic ones. Also, the enemy variety in this game. The villagers turn to cult members and later into soldiers, all of them able to swarm Ты in секунды if Ты aren’t careful, and each group having better weaponry as the game goes on, making it еще challenging as the game goes forward. It also has a variety of monsters, from the acid spitting bugs to the infamous Regenerators that stumble slowly towards Ты in their creepy moaning. And of course, there’s the glory that is The Merchant. Aside from being there to give Ты new weapons at a price, he also has a minigame for Ты to play, where Ты can shoot targets to both feel at east from the terrors of places like the замок and the prison, while also unlocking bottlecaps of the characters in the games. And that’s another thing, the unlockables in this game. From the insane;y fun side game of Mercenaries which is a really tough challenge but rewards Ты with the best gun in the game, along with other weapons unlocked from other means, as well as alternate costumes for Ты to unlock. The game has a ton of content for Ты to unlock, especially in the later releases of the game. There’s еще end game content and replay value in Resident Evil 4 than the entirety of EA’s entire library, and without having to pay for DLC или microtransactions. Incredible.
Resident Evil 4 is considered by many to be one of the best games ever made, and for good reason. The level design, the gameplay, and the huge amount of value to just picking it up and playing it for the hell of it. Nothing compares to it, honestly. And if Ты want to play it, Ты can do that right now. It’s on every single console ever made, so have fun with playing on whatever console Ты so desire.
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror Фильмы before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror Фильмы of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are Ты excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Друзья heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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Art by Deathding
About some time назад back in the год 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games Ты can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, Ты may just strike Золото at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume Присоединиться the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy кислый the moment. My classmates were thrilled...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have Ты ever wanted to yell at people older than Ты by calling them little faggots? Well, now Ты can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if Ты buy the DLC, Ты get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO Ты CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run by assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it Ты would never be able to find it unless Ты went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with Ты over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of гриб drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent черепаха people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end by the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the Комментарии section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope Ты enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the год 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even еще powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if Ты don’t do something about it, I’ll force Ты to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like Ты can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about яблоко pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. Ты and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as Ты don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have Ты ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who сказал(-а) that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The Далее day, John was...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found by Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the год 1927, there is a small island town in New York named лиса, фокс Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run by a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran by one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across лиса, фокс Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic Аниме the other день and it finally came to my head. A Вопрос that haunts almost EVERY single Аниме and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many Аниме in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES Ты COULD GO TO WOULD Ты PICK A CLASSROOM TO Показать YOUR Аниме IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES Ты COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another день in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I сказал(-а) to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, или insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Фильмы that is hated, weather by fans, critics, или the world in general, but Ты just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Терминатор 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, Фаны were hyped for the Далее one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They сказал(-а) that it wasn’t...
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