Болталка pic

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Иисус that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who сказал(-а) that? Are Ты a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that Ты weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: Эй, LISTEN Эй, LISTEN
Link: или this
Kebora Gebora: If Ты are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are Ты ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do Ты mean by no
Link: Ты see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Храбрая сердцем hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed by spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure Ты I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can Ты believe it. Over 199 Статьи and one whole год later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for Ты guys to celebrate this 200th Статья and one год anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for Ты guys, I am going to make the first movie review for Ты guys. So, what film am I going to review for Ты guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, или simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead by him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...