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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to Показать Ты Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen минуты sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can Ты get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...

Hey, finally, a Список that may actually get me noticed because Музыка is еще common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my Избранное musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the вверх 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with Ты all the musicians, или bands, или whatever there is, that I like, just so Ты all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...

So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my Избранное Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to вверх all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned by Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches замок to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...

I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games или even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed или just something that may seem interesting on the box. I сказал(-а) interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...

Video game bosses are some of my Избранное parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between Ты and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything Ты learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a кислый taste...

Teacher: Okay, everyone, Ты have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in Аниме character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a сиденье, место, сиденья (Miku sits Далее to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: Ты do know I have the code...

#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So Ты can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...

Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking вперед to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet Ты can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) Ты are better than what Ты are. Ты are better than this, man. Ты don’t need that weed to keep Ты calm. Ты are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...

Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do Ты want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are Ты telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I Любовь power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If Ты do it, I will buy Ты lunch all of Далее week
Wind:...

Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little пони and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction Источник is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After Чтение this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten год old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...

Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most Популярное myths in this list. Hope Ты enjoy.



#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final Фэнтези VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to Ты Final Фэнтези VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...

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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will Ты do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the секунда half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...

#60: Tom and Jerry



Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic Мультики of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the Показать comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...