Zelda

Damas: Well, after finally getting past those damn куст, буш monsters, I made it to the Далее boss. I guess that this boss is defending the секунда bell. Well, might as well kill it. It can’t be too bad (Walks through the fog)
Moonlight Butterfly: (Flies overhead)
Damas: Oh my goodness… It’s so beautiful. I’ve never seen such a magnificent crea- (Suddenly gets blasted by lasers)

Damas: (Stabs Moonlight бабочка repeatedly) This is what I get for caring for Животные (Kills it) There, I killed it. Now, where is that bell…….. It should be here……….. any секунда now………………… Wait,...

Meanwhile.

At a small army checkpoint a car started driving up.

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have Ты been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But Ты just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll come back and say why I'm here" Philip said...