Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

Wind Reacts to Stupid Stuff on the Internet

Part I: Challenges

“The Drinking Challenge”
Oh yes, because you’ll need to get drunk when your Друзья are this fucking stupid

“The Boiling Water Challenge”
Unless you’re a омар, омаров at a fancy restaurant, there is no goddamn reason to stick your hand in boiling water

“The огонь Challenge”
What kind of masochistic person lights themselves on огонь for popularity? You’re not Evil Canival goddamn it

“The Driving Challenge”
This is why adults don’t trust teens to be in cars

“The Марихуана Challenge”
Well, I look вперед to hearing about...

~Personal Information~
-Nik’s birthday is February 7th, 1999, a week before Valentine’s Day
-Nik’s real name is Nikolas, but finds his full name to be too formal, and prefers to be called Nik by his friends.
-Nik has studied both psychology and sociology, something he is both fascinated with and easily bored with. It depends on what mood he is in
-Nik is a nihilist
-Nik is demisexual
-Nik has both Irish blood and German blood. It is believed that, from his father’s side, he has some Native American blood as well, though very little
-Nik has taken both French and Spanish, and is equally terrible...

Part 1 of Chapter 1

In a dark room, lit by a single стол письменный, стол lamp, there was the silhouette of a person. A person of about average height, with rugged hair. He sat at the desk, Письмо on a single sheet of paper. The paper was filled with thousands upon thousands of words, completely blocking out the paper. The working man, seeing his paper lacking any free Космос left, put his pencil away, and placed his paper on the вверх of the stack. The paper rested on a pile that towered over him, it’s shadow blocking out the rest of the room behind him. The man got up from the стол письменный, стол and headed over to the door,...