Foot To Da Face

Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. или a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Хэллоуин season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Любовь The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: тако Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, тако Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, Эй, Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Япония makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Ты play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Ты look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Ты look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Манга with a Название so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Ты don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent холм, хилл 2 and why it’s my Избранное horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, или even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. Ты invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. Ты 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how Ты found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Song: link



Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Анимация allows people to do things that Ты couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Любовь animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Любовь the Анимация of Мультики and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Ты all Анимация styles by creators that I Любовь the most. Some Ты may like, and some I may get Ты to like. So, let’s start with the...

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, Ты always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, Ты don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Anime girls depending on clothing или breast size:

Small breasts, еще layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one сука nobody likes или for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just by them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, еще layers of clothes, или fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for Ты all, not a Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...