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Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on Ты guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme Письмо for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...

Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can Ты understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the сокол got stepped on by the brown bird and put the арбуз into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, Ты two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do Ты think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...

Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, или undead if Ты will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely Популярное in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, или aliens of the first time Фильмы came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...

Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, by the way, if Ты watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let Ты think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind Ты that...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first день of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this день until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about Рождество movies. But, I won’t just be talking about Рождество movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about Рождество horror Фильмы (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this Список off with the most well known Рождество horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.



Black Рождество is a 1974 horror movie, from our Друзья all the way in Canada....

I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, или fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much Ты have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...

Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...

Hello, and welcome to the Third день of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for Ты all. We all know that Black Рождество was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old год of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...

There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if Ты can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard Ты try, Ты can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending или even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this Список is for. So, let us...

Хэллоуин was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the секунда movie in the franchise. So, how could what was сказал(-а) to be one of the greatest slasher Фильмы of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Хэллоуин 2 was directed by Rick...

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed by the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...

Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, или book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, или book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another Список another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Бэтмен is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, Фильмы and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed by the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the вверх Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt by this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Бэтмен is still a cherished...

Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all сказал(-а) and done, let us play through a кузнечик Manufacture game. кузнечик made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No еще Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead



~Story~

Killer is Dead was made some...