Ты know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a Список of the вверх ten best. So, the rules for this Список are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that сказал(-а) and done, let us start the list
#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
Scrappy Doo
Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Друзья home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old Фаны are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
So as Ты can see, this game...
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So as Ты can see, this game...
I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a Дети toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did Поиск up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town Ты want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the вверх ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the вверх ten so easily. Most of my вверх ten Избранное games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
Another Tim Schaffer game on the Список and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a еще niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, или Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, или a blue little сука who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Дебаты once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! Ты wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Дебаты once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! Ты wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
Now, guess what........... There is a Крипипаста about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Ты all for the stupidest thing Ты will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Ты know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Ты all for the stupidest thing Ты will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Ты know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken (Теккен) is my Избранное fighting game franchise ever. I Любовь playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken (Теккен) 7, and I can safely say that my Избранное so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken (Теккен) Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, или the Tekken (Теккен) tournament, hosted by the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
Well, as of this date, this is the most Последнее game I have in the Список of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a еще in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the вверх 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
