вверх 12 Upcoming HORROR Games of 2017 & 2018 (NEW Horror Games for PS4 XBOX ONE PC)

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Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD Abridged One Shot

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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If Ты say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck Ты Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

вверх 5 Songs With Happy Tunes But Dark Lyrics

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Songs. What can be сказал(-а) about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to Показать Ты all the вверх Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Most Pathetic Enemies in Video Games

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Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make Ты just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the вверх ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

Goomba

#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 11 - Manual Labor

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Komoli: Hey, Ты want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as Ты play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can Ты help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need Ты to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: Ты can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than Ты who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Episode 4

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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five минуты Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, Ты don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, Ты can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim Оружие at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 3

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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought Ты went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a безопасно, сейф place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do Ты really или are Ты just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned by Mickie
Nate: Ты mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never сказал(-а) he was clean. I just сказал(-а) the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........

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What's Your Take - Статья 121 - Sally NOT EXE

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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic Телевидение shows, however his Избранное character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten секунды in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

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Here's a Крипипаста like story I once made (Completely Serious and unhumorish)

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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, или simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead by him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

What's Your Take - Статья 107 - Sonic NOT EXE

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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did Ты send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Ты do this, Ты should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Ты should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Ты still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 2 - Forever Alone

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the секунда of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed или lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his секунда comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see Ты all Далее time

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What's Your Take - Статья 56 - The Worst Fanfiction Ever Written

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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, Фан fictions. This Показать had Остаться в живых of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....

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What's Your Take- Статья 25- Saint's Blow

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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless Ты play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give Ты ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities Ты can do to earn Ты respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Переместить Soundtrack - Objection 2001 Cinema Version

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Fyre Festival co-founder speaks out: Took a 'big risk' and failed

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What about The Hunger Games?

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What's Your Take - Статья 290 - Ten Sonic Mistakes

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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever или cringe worthy Фан art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making еще mistakes than...

Awesome Video Game Музыка #93 - Elder Princess Shroob (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)

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Walking dead spoof.. Chapter 8

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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide или something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the секунда guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a Стена and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a нож and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...

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Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 1 - Absence Makes the сердце Go Fonder

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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that тетра was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped by the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...