25 Ways to Survive your First Encounter with Red Revenge (Alive, that is)
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" или "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide Комментарии about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him Актёрское искусство like Batman. (You'll wish Ты were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank или a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any Еда he offers you.
12: If Ты challenge him to a match, make it hard или he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never сказал(-а) Ты did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph или picture. Hell undoubtedly send Ты one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. или the шпатель incident. или the спагетти incident. или the розовый paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat by Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" или "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide Комментарии about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him Актёрское искусство like Batman. (You'll wish Ты were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank или a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any Еда he offers you.
12: If Ты challenge him to a match, make it hard или he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never сказал(-а) Ты did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph или picture. Hell undoubtedly send Ты one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. или the шпатель incident. или the спагетти incident. или the розовый paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat by Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
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"Any last words?" he cocked his gun and smirked.
"You're an imb-"
He pulled the trigger before words could escape, and watched as the vampire disintegrated.
Quickly he left the church and headed into the woods, first a town of beasts and now a vampire, what еще could he handle?
While walking, enjoying the night of no stars and a half moon, his red eyes caught a girl of smaller stature than his own. "A human? But I thought they all died in town."
D's eyes narrowed as he stalked the girl, she was running, but from what? Ignoring all his senses to pursue the her and take her fresh blood, he followed the human instead. She was quick and agile, her eyes showed no fear, yet deep inside he could read she was petrified. Suddenly, she stopped backing up against a gate, cornered as a dark shadow towered over her.
"I thought I killed him?" He hissed placing his hand on his Smith and Wesson.
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Let the transformation begin.
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