25 Ways to Survive your First Encounter with Red Revenge (Alive, that is)
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" или "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide Комментарии about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him Актёрское искусство like Batman. (You'll wish Ты were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank или a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any Еда he offers you.
12: If Ты challenge him to a match, make it hard или he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never сказал(-а) Ты did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph или picture. Hell undoubtedly send Ты one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. или the шпатель incident. или the спагетти incident. или the розовый paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat by Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" или "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide Комментарии about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him Актёрское искусство like Batman. (You'll wish Ты were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank или a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any Еда he offers you.
12: If Ты challenge him to a match, make it hard или he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never сказал(-а) Ты did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph или picture. Hell undoubtedly send Ты one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. или the шпатель incident. или the спагетти incident. или the розовый paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat by Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 год old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start Актёрское искусство like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Дисней songs with her
8. Dance on the таблица with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz Куклы (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Пение the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when Ты poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word спаржа
23. Asking for Фрукты punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start Актёрское искусство like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing Дисней songs with her
8. Dance on the таблица with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz Куклы (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton Пение the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when Ты poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word спаржа
23. Asking for Фрукты punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt