A день IN THE LIFE OF RJ THE 5SOS DOG 

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In celebration of RJ being the luckiest living, breathing creature of all time (eg. getting to spend his entire existence with the various members of 5SOS) we\'ve imagined what a day in his life is really

Oh, and we\'re also going to be celebrating the union of Carj in this post because they\'re fast becoming our new OTP.

But Calum looks so cute in his peaceful slumber, I don\'t want to wake him.

Look at his face, look at those cheekbones, look at those soft eyelids. I guess I\'ll have to wait.

If I just stare at Ashton with my eyes like this, he\'ll be the first to break and give me a treat. He always breaks. Weak. Weak and kind.

I mean, that\'s fine, it\'s just, I\'m not a baby anymore, and I really like those stud jackets, you know, the biker jackets.

I have an image to uphold here, an aesthetic to maintain.

Wow, Luke is really well-designed for a human isn\'t he?

He\'s just changing his top atm. I don\'t understand why humans wear clothes, maybe they\'re sad because they don\'t have fur. I hope Luke isn\'t sad about that. He\'s a good human.

Goddam paps on every corner, can\'t a pup walk in peace?

Mikey keeps wearing his doge mask to try and play with me.

He\'s such a dude, just dude-ing about like a total dude.

I\'m feeling pretty jealous \'cos I\'ve just logged onto my Twitter and noticed that Ashton retweeted a gif of another dog the other day.

That dog\'s nothing compared to me, amiright? I can confidently say that I have a better face.

When you realise 5SOS new album is released next month 😱😁☺️ #SoundsGoodFeelsGood #SGFG pic.twitter.com/DSPe1zomLa

He\'s snuggling me now. I guess I can forgive him when he smells this good. If he does it again I\'ll bite his nipple off though.

Calum wants some more selfies. I shine at this. This is my calling.

Cal needs to work his angles better though, everyone knows you don\'t look directly into the camera.

Gaze off into the distance like you\'re thinking about the molecular structure of Carbon - or like you\'ve just smelt a fart but can\'t tell who\'s done it. Either, or.

— Calum Hood (@Calum5SOS) August 23, 2015

YAAAAAAAAAAAS, I\'M LISTENING TO MY CREW PERFORMING. Damn, they\'re good. DAMN. That vocal was so high. Extraordinary.

I should join them on stage. This is my moment.

Okay apparently it\'s not, I\'m being held back.

Oh, sorry, I was absent for that entire time \'cos I was recovering from experiencing more awesomeness than the term awesome can truly convey.

I\'ll just put my paw on Luke\'s human paw for a second to show him how much I love him.

That reminds me, I\'d quite like to vigorously lick my balls for a while.

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