1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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